So I listened to THE CRYPT: Petty Officer Samuel Draper last night before bed. Big mistake. I ended up dreaming I was on board the PUV James Keeling, in the engine room, desperately trying to find somewhere to hide. I was being leisurely stalked by Colin Walker. He was mocking me, saying how he hadn't realized that he was such a fatty chaser and thanking me for showing him that aspect of his personality. He said "Fat girls get murdered too." You can guess what my New Year’s resolution is going to be!
Yeah yeah, I'll come to bed in a minute. Stop nagging me!
