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Heavy G Girls
I can't picture what a Heavy G girl would look like. Would Angela be built more like Beyonce or Queen Latifa? On steroids, of coure!
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Jayguana
Re: Heavy G Girls

 I'd say you would get a mix of both, but trust me they are worth dating. Any women that can take charge in bed through brute strength has many wonderful things to offer!

 

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BigJohn
Re: Heavy G Girls

I think of the East German models from the 1980s Wendy's commercials.

"Is next...svimvear! Is next...eveningvear!"

But the Heavy G girls are probably bigger than that.

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athanas
Re: Heavy G Girls

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sadock
Re: Heavy G Girls

 

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Gmork
Re: Heavy G Girls

Click here for the wiki entry for the Heavy G species.  There is a fan created depiction of a Heavy G man...so put a wig on it and I think that's the closest picture you'll get of a Heavy G woman.  *shudder*

Jayguana
Re: Heavy G Girls

After that its just a matter of time before the wonderful violence begins.

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Jayguana
Re: Heavy G Girls

 Thicker through the core and a little bit shorter arms.

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sadock
Re: Heavy G Girls

I'm 95% sure that's the officially endorsed depiction of a Heavy G Human in the Siglerverse. While not as high res (or colorful) as the picture in THE ROOKIE, it does appear to be the same image.

*Dibs* on Jayguana's kidneys!

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sadock
Re: Heavy G Girls

I'm beginning to think that Jayguana is a 10 year old virgin. <taunt>

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PerfectDayForDying
Re: Heavy G Girls

that they would be fairly short, but very stocky, more like a Tollkin Dwarf on steroids. A high-G environment would make physical development trend toward shorter but thicker bone and a wider overall frame, barring any artifical augmentation or manipulation of course.

 

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sadock
Re: Heavy G Girls

Well, at least not about this Tongue out

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OJ_Mathis_Wrenn
Re: Heavy G Girls

In the Rookie, QB wonders what a Gorilla would look like if you shaved all it's hair off and put it in a football uniform.

"For future reference, I was sort of hoping for a suggestion that didn't sound like it came from that Bolshevik Muppet with all the dynamite.”

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sadock
Re: Heavy G Girls

....where gorillas grow up? Laughing

As Keanu Reeves would say: "Wooaaaa!"

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athanas
Re: Heavy G Girls

hmmmp...

 

 

fuck it; 4 beers in, I would.

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Gmork
Re: Heavy G Girls

Good man! In the dark, everyone looks the same!!Tongue out

Gmork
Re: Heavy G Girls

Yeah, I'm not sure that's how I pictured them at first, but it is really close to the description given of them (and sadock's right, that very same picture was used as an illustration in the hardcover version of The Rookie).

If you can accept how they are depicted in that illustration, it makes sense as to why Angela Stuart (the Angel of Death episodes of the Crypt) would be so self concious about how she looks and be so admiring of the delicate features and build of non-Heavy G women.

Jayguana
Re: Heavy G Girls

 What are you telling me you've never been pinned down and used like a fleshy toy? And who ever said that a human ear can be torn off with like 8 fp of pressure is wrong, they can take a lot of abuse. As for details that is as much as you get. If my wife saw me writing about past glory i would never get any again.

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Jayguana
Re: Heavy G Girls

 I give up, The picture is right and im wrong. I just dont like the way they look. Your arms would not be longer just cause your in heavy G, and thats all Im saying.

 

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BigJohn
Re: Heavy G Girls

Come on - I GOTTA be on top.

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Belladonna420
Re: Heavy G Girls

a human guy would have to be on top!!!  Can we say crush injuries?!?!?!?  Surprised

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BigJohn
Re: Heavy G Girls

Have you seen my eyes?

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sadock
Re: Heavy G Girls

......but I'm actually more of a dominant personality in the bedroom.

As far as past glory goes, [redacted] to your [redacted], then [redacted][redacted][redacted], should you?

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sadock
Re: Heavy G Girls

......can still feel them.

And I have a pretty vivid (ie accurate touch -> vision translation) imagination.

I'd think anyone who reads a lot of fiction would. Don't you kind of 'dreamscape' into novels when you read?

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sadock
Re: Heavy G Girls

 

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Belladonna420
Re: Heavy G Girls

Those are your eyes?!?  Surprised

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