You might be noticing a few changes on the site today. Nothing to worry about, just some preventative measures to help make sure we have a successful Sigler Ascension Day and pre-order launch.
- We've unpublished much of the content on the site to prevent rogue downloads or site-hogging. I'll re-publish most of it this weekend. (I can't promise the Let's Get Pissed with the FDØ™ featuring yours truly doesn't get accidentally missed.)
- If it's at all possible for you to hold back, we'd appreciate a 15 minute moratorium on forum posting starting at 9:00am. I know this is a lot to ask, but just waiting 15 minutes before posting "I got mine!" will help us clear the very heavy load (that's what she said!) that clusters right around launch, when everyone is obsessively refreshing the page.
- I know some Junkies consider the site crashing as a badge of honor, but for us it's a failure to deliver the highest quality service to you. If anyone is seriously considering working toward making a crash happen, please don't.
- If somehow I've missed a few active download links or somesuch, please consider waiting until Saturday to download that video from three years ago that you just happened to come across whlle waiting for 9:00am. This action was the likely culprit of last year's site crash, and as I said above, we'd prefer no repeat performances.
I review and prepare every single order, even this year when we've partnered with the great guys at BackMyBook.com. If there is any issue with your order, please do not panic and know that I will help sort things out:
- If you can't get a discount code to work correctly, just drop me a line (after the fact) and tell me what code you were using.
- If you make a mistake in the special instructions, drop me a line (after the fact) and I will help you sort it out.
- If you accidentailly order too many or too few, drop me a line (after the fact) and I will help you sort it out.
- If you are not sure if all your info was correct after all, drop me a line (after the fact) and I will help you sort it out.
- Are you sensing a theme? Email me at email@example.com.
We appreciate all the enthusiam and continued support, and are really excited to bring you THE ALL-PRO. It's pretty darn awesome, I think.
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