I'm afraid Chick's legendary commentary is really only legendary in the audio version of THE ROOKIE. After that (and including the print version of THE ROOKIE, the books have YA-safe language and Chick's comments aren't nearly as pithy.

Still we'd like a few leaked on the site.  The things you thought of while writing but just couldn't write...

While it isn't an exhaustive list, some of Chick's zingers can be found here on the UBS Game Day wiki page.