Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.

believe me, you are! 

"In remission for 27 days. YeeHaw!"

 pppffffttttt

--- Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. Whatever you do, don't blink. ---

 LOFL!!

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that sounds really neat!  working with machinery that could crush you!! wait..that kinda sounds like a sigler story line jsut asking to be fleshed out

--- Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. Whatever you do, don't blink. ---

 I really love that thing you do with your tougue! Uh, wait that didnt come out the way I meant it.....the pppfftttt thing I mean. :)

“Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!”

 That's pretty funny .... here's a few more for ya

(that will be $20, please)

--- Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. Whatever you do, don't blink. ---

 thats what they all say....no I mean it. "they" all love that thing she does with her tongue

(gmork, sorry but that was a pretty hot digital raspberry...im just saying)

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Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.

Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.

 but we just couldn't pass up on an opportunity like that  ;P

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 I can Imagine, I drove a public bus for a while.......OMG THE FREAKS!!!

also they wanted to transfer me 1 county over and im sorry but would you drive a bus called the SCAT line?

(Sarasota County Area Transit) So that was it for me and the bus

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- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible

 nothing comming north nothing going south,it will be a while before it gets back normal.

hell if it taste like chicken,bring me chicken!

                                                    rodney carigton

 that was a really smart thing to do! I'm not sure I would have thought of slamming on the breaks in that situation, but that taught him, now didn't it!  

--- Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. Whatever you do, don't blink. ---

 blue topping sucks

topo sucks ass

asbuilts mmmmmmm..ok

titles suck

large acerage........rocks 

hell if it taste like chicken,bring me chicken!

                                                    rodney carigton

- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible

lol
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http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/

 I think we've found someone who Multi-tasks even more than G-Man!

“Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!”

I am a juvenile corrections officer. Basically I babysit children that have committed crimes ranging from something as stupid as skipping school all the way up to murder. I have worked in this position since January 1st 1999. In my time I have been bitten, stabbed, scratched, punched, kicked, slapped, spit on, had urine and fecal matter thrown on me. I have even been hugged, kissed and groped. The only thing that I have not suffered has been any broken bones or being shot at.

Before being in corrections I was a firefighter in the NAVY aboard the USS Independence (CV-62.)

I was also the vice president of a national motorcycle gang for 3yrs before leaving due to "political differences."

 I just served my 21 days and left though. none of that other shit you mentioned (literally)

I got in some of my best fights there!

it WAS a looong time ago so with todays fucked up youth its probably a little different now.

kudos to you buddy!

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