hilaryjaye
So really....
How is it that you're a failed pimp? You seem to be doing okay. *ducks*
Scott
Re: So really....
In all honesty, I was doing okay until my cousin Soupbone came in and recruited away all my hoes. He had dental, how could they say no?
sadock
Re: So really....

What can you do with em?

At least the Evil Queen stuck with you. And the junkies. And you've still got the plaid tanks. And a parsec now. So Soupbone grabbed a few whores. I think you got the better end of that schtick.....

 
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hilaryjaye
Re: So really....
Dude, at this point I'd totally whore myself out for dental. Or gasoline.
jtmanis
Re: So really....
Shouldn't all ho-jobs come with free dental, since the possibility of very-rough oral work is always there?
JP
Re: So really....
Is that cousin Soupbone in the middle, with the white hat? (http://www.flickr.com/photos/badastronomy/2823798308/in/set-72157607041453990/)

 

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Gmork
Re: So really....

It's just too bad Soupbone left the pink boa at home this year:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/cryptonaut/1305071030/in/photostream/

JP
Re: So really....
It almost brought a sorrowful tear to my eye. But then I moved past it. After all, the pink boa will certainly make a triumphant return!

 

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Gmork
Re: So really....

 I had a school girl oufit I wanted to wear to the Pimps & Ho's party...cause, you know, not all ho's are dressed like streetwalkers!  But alas, I wasn't able to make it to Dragon Con.  I was at Balti Con wear I got to meet Hutchinnnnnsssss and a few other Podcast authors but Soupbone was not in attendance.  Color me emo!

 

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sadock
Re: So really....

if a whore loses ALL her teeth, then all that's left is gums. Nice and smooth.....

Oi, I'm sick.


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sadock
Re: So really....

Whine whine, bitch complain, yadda yadda yadda....


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Twowire
Re: So really....

Dentures!

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Gmork
Re: So really....

 Then they could use the dentures like boomerangs and they would not only be whores for pleasure but ninja whores for protection!  An even better idea... the FDO should start 'Whores R Us" where you could get these ninja whores, along with Nanny Whores, Utiliarian Whores, Landscaping Whiores.  It would be a full service whore shop!  Then the FDO can incoporate and sell stock to pay for the benefits (i.e. dental).  I got it all figured out...see FDO, you just needed a savvy business mind behind this operation!!!

 

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sadock
Re: So really....

Then you've got teeth when you need them and smooth glide when you're at work :D


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sadock
Re: So really....

Ah, how many young boys could we exploit with that one? Talk about a cash crop/niche industry waiting for someone to fill it. Oi. There I go with the double entendre again.


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Gmork
Re: So really....

 But you're on the right track...there's a lot of potential here.  And why not snag the next generation?  It would be like pyramid sales...a built in auidence for future sales!!! 

 

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sadock
Re: So really....

There are plenty of dirty old men out there. Hell, pretty much any human male has thought with his dumb stick at one time or another.....


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Wolf
Re: So really....

Oh, sorry, I thought you were talking to me, not about me. 

 

"+5 for me"

 

hilaryjaye
Re: So really....
Women tend to do some thinking with the nethers as well. We're not above inappropriate perving.
sadock
Re: So really....

Or at least more who admitted it ;)


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Wolf
Re: So really....

are names and numbers!! 

 

"+5 for me"

 

Twowire
Re: So really....

Sit now, Good Wolfie!! ;) :p

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Wolf
Re: So really....

Drool, drool 

 

"+5 for me"

 

JP
Re: So really....
hook Soupbone up with my Aunt?

 

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Wolf
Re: So really....

what did she ever do to you? 

 

"+5 for me"

 

JP
Re: So really....
now and again. There were at least two just recently. But you're right, the East Coast seems to get more than its fare share.

 

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