From Cracked.com (new window)... just goes to show that it's up to us adults to harness and direct the naturally evil tendancies of even the youngest of offspring.

**All this plan is missing is a giant freaking laser in space."**

Or was as a fetus, if this can be believed (From Cracked.com )

"For a long time scientists had a theory that left handed people might have started out as twins in the womb. Their rationale was that in a set of twins one tends to be right handed and one left handed... So what happened to your twin? You killed it and then absorbed it into your body."

So as a lefty, I guess I've already killed once. Don't make me do it again! Bwahahahaha

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they're both awesome on their own merit.  Battle Royale is a little more hardcore than Lord of the Flies, but they're both fantastically written.

The movie for Battle Royale is pretty good, too; not quite as gripping as the book but still worth a watch.

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

As a parent I sometimes understand where that feeling might come from!  McDonalds playland, anyone?

Faith - that which enables us to believe things we know to be untrue (Bram Stoker's Dracula)

I can't wait to tell my left-handed friend that! EDIT: On second thought, the left-handed friends I'm close with are all pretty sensitive and I'd probably depress them telling them that. Though I'm now wishing I was left handed. :P

And what about those ambidexterous ones? Same thing? *hasn't read the link and hopes she spelt ambidexterous right but is too lazy to check*

"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

Awesome.

"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

good to know. i got a copy of the mov as well, although still behind on reading and watching.  that's on the to-do list