Saw my 1st pair of CHICKEN SISSORS; EWWW / OWOWOW!

Posted: Apr 08, 2008 @ 10:15PM 17 replies

Being I am not a cook I have never seen or needed chicken sissors. Tearing the suckers up by hand works for me. So, I'm cleaning my employer's house today and she's preparing a chicken and mentioned that her chicken sissors don't work any more and she has to use a knife. OMG I thought she had a small pair of PRUNING SHEERS kept clean for kitchen use. OMG. Oh, the pain and grossness of it all. I almost picked up the chicken sissors crying out "Chicken Sissors" while running through the house. I value my job, so I didn't make a sound or move....Darn, that is really radical surgery on a very tender area. Yikes!...s13cybergal

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Re: Saw my 1st pair of CHICKEN SISSORS; EWWW / OWOWOW!

Posted: Apr 09, 2008 @ 7:57AM

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Re: Saw my 1st pair of CHICKEN SISSORS; EWWW / OWOWOW!

Posted: Apr 09, 2008 @ 8:04AM

It just makes the emotional impact that much greater...

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Re: Saw my 1st pair of CHICKEN SISSORS; EWWW / OWOWOW!

Posted: Apr 09, 2008 @ 8:22AM

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Re: Saw my 1st pair of CHICKEN SISSORS; EWWW / OWOWOW!

Posted: May 01, 2008 @ 7:21AM

I am a Chef and when I heard it I instantly had visions and I felt sympathy pain (you know like when someone gets kicked in the cojones on tv or something)

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Re: Saw my 1st pair of CHICKEN SISSORS; EWWW / OWOWOW!

Posted: Jun 20, 2008 @ 9:37AM

I kept wondering what's the obsession with poultry shears.... I'd seen them, used them but never really looked at them. I got bored one day at my FIL's and actually inspected the shears.... That has to be the most badass kitchen utensil ever! So sharp and such thick blades.... *shudders* I'm not far along in Infected, about equal with the podcast, maybe a bit further behind. But I've caught on that something very nasty happens with a pair of those, and I'm both horified and excited to see what it is.

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Re: Saw my 1st pair of CHICKEN SISSORS; EWWW / OWOWOW!

Posted: Jun 20, 2008 @ 9:55AM

Be careful whilst browsing around... Avoid Spoilers at all costs! Wait for it.........

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Re: Saw my 1st pair of CHICKEN SISSORS; EWWW / OWOWOW!

Posted: Jun 20, 2008 @ 11:08AM

what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence to a lemming?

they're only going to walk off a cliff.

what's wrong with a bit of senseless violence to a lemming?

they're only going to walk off a cliff.

gmanvsfreeman

Re: Saw my 1st pair of CHICKEN SISSORS; EWWW / OWOWOW!

Posted: Jul 27, 2008 @ 1:14PM

i just about flipped out.

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Re: Saw my 1st pair of CHICKEN SISSORS; EWWW / OWOWOW!

Posted: Jul 27, 2008 @ 6:00PM

what those scissors must look like to the CHICKEN! (Awe, who cares.)

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Posted: Jul 27, 2008 @ 6:24PM

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Re: Saw my 1st pair of CHICKEN SISSORS; EWWW / OWOWOW!

Posted: Jul 28, 2008 @ 11:12AM

A SAW NO NO NO NO NO NO would you want to saw back and forth back and forth a good 10 to 20 times to d ball yourself OOOORRRR one big snipper

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Re: Saw my 1st pair of CHICKEN SISSORS; EWWW / OWOWOW!

Posted: Jul 28, 2008 @ 11:21AM

when I say "chicken" I mean "n8." (grin!)

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Posted: Jul 28, 2008 @ 12:20PM

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Re: Saw my 1st pair of CHICKEN SISSORS; EWWW / OWOWOW!

Posted: Aug 01, 2008 @ 4:59AM

if what I had could only be referred to as "raisins," they wouldn't be worth the time to cut off... The triangle must have been puny.

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gmanvsfreeman

Re: Saw my 1st pair of CHICKEN SISSORS; EWWW / OWOWOW!

Posted: Aug 01, 2008 @ 5:03AM

especially like using the term "raisin".

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Twowire

Re: Saw my 1st pair of CHICKEN SISSORS; EWWW / OWOWOW!

Posted: Aug 09, 2008 @ 11:26PM

Raisins, balls, gnads? I vaguely remember something like that. Whats that up on that shelf?

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Re: Saw my 1st pair of CHICKEN SISSORS; EWWW / OWOWOW!

Posted: Aug 23, 2008 @ 8:26AM

Dude, your wife's gonna punch you right in your man-muscle! Keep those "on the shelf" comments quiet! I don't want to have to run you to the hospital.

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