Ok, I'm a new junkie so i fully expect (and hope) to get ripped into tiny bite sized pieces for this one:

Last weekend I attended the New York Comic Convention at the Javitz Center in NYC. While I was thrilled and excited to see your CD's

represented in all their glory, it made me sad that I didn't see your shiny, pale, sweaty face gleaming at me from the autograph area.

I was just wondering, if your agent, publicist, slave army, could muster up some $$ to get you to next years Con? 

Yours in Servitude,

Ab5inthia

aka

KC