I recently discovered you by the Nerdist podcast, and just started listening to your amazing podiobooks. I started with The Rookie, naturally, and loved it. It's easily the best sports-based sci fi novel I've ever heard, and definitely in the top 5 best sci fi books. I started listening to The Crypt: Washington, DC, not realizing it was not the beginning of the book. I got to Part 3, when I noticed you commenting on the inherant sneakiness and kill-capabilities of Canadians. Now I must ask: How did you find out about us? Who tipped you off? While I appreciate you paying us the full respect we truly deserve, Canada has worked long and hard to paint ourselves as a quiet, unassuming, harmless nation, and frankly we don't abide by whistleblowers. It is unfortunate that I will now have to dispose of you. I shall, however, allow you to live for as long as you continue to press out this fantastic sci-fi, and the subsequent podio books. But be warned: at the time of your retirement, you WILL meet your end, be it by Maple bark garotte, beaver tooth blowdart, or the time honoured moose-to-the-spine.
"My presence will only be made known by the icy chill of the North Wind you feel an instant before your death."