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Cash for fans

Posted: Apr 22, 2008 @ 4:45AM 11 replies

How many books do you have to sell before you start giving $m's of dollars away to the original OJ's?

Free books and stuff is great, but any old punter can get their hands on them. To feel really appreciated a few folding notes would make us feel really special indeed.

And it's your round.

Pjotr_NL

Re: Cash for fans

Posted: Apr 22, 2008 @ 5:12AM

the FDO™ uses all the money he earnes selling his books to use on his quest to take over the world and to give mrs FDO™ some niceties

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.

SynapticJam

Re: Cash for fans

Posted: Apr 22, 2008 @ 6:29AM

Whatever you do Scott, don't make her angry!!!! We need you, and she'd drop your ass like a 5buck whore!

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BukaHobbit

Re: Cash for fans

Posted: Apr 22, 2008 @ 6:57AM

Money?? He already gives us pieces of his brain via his audio injections...and you want money? Anyway, the money he gave us now would be worthless when he takes over and is officially crowned DO. However, make sure you are never late with your tithe to the FDO.

NightHawK

Re: Cash for fans

Posted: May 09, 2008 @ 5:23PM

Only thing that we will recieve is the gift of life.

n8man

Re: Cash for fans

Posted: May 10, 2008 @ 1:07PM

true dat...
Nate Dogg (#9 crackhits)... "life is hard. But its one helluva lot harder if you're stupid"- -John Wayne

Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.

jtmanis

Re: Cash for fans

Posted: May 28, 2008 @ 8:22PM

He said something on twitter about hetting her a special diamond-studded tank.

BukaHobbit

Re: Cash for fans

Posted: May 29, 2008 @ 12:42PM

Just remember me when you take over the world. I'd like to be appointed as the minister of the Stripper Tracking Directorate (STD).

ogreoregon

Re: Cash for fans

Posted: May 29, 2008 @ 1:22PM

The FDO needs more space, to create more stuff....remember what happened when he had the terrible closet accident!!
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Nipper

Re: Cash for fans

Posted: Jun 05, 2008 @ 9:27AM

I really have to agree with Hobbit-man on this. Why should we take advantage of Uncle Sigler's generosity? Besides, I've never heard of any greedy schmuck demending pay from an author who had his/her works free in the public library!

Re: Cash for fans

Posted: Jun 06, 2008 @ 3:53AM

I had forgotten about that until I read your post, Scott's telling of the incident came to mind and in a flash--I almost spilled my coffee on myself. I love a good laugh!

- Prospice tibi--ut Gallia, to quoque in tres partes dividaris.

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