Unless you are female and want me to sign boobs, butts or legs. Then you can have more than one. Or if you have more than one of my books, I guess that's okay, too. Or if you bring an infant and want me to sign its head in permanent market ... also acceptable.

Oh, who the hell am I kidding? I'm an attention whore, I'll sign whatever. 

 shit man ima going to get you some freaking cowboy boots and a straw hat parrdner you can get away with those city cloths in one city but not two, shit man youd haft to be crazy to try! 

hell if it taste like chicken,bring me chicken!

                                                    rodney carigton

hard to spell in Texan

or was it five?

#2
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/

when he sees it.  The more you buy for him to sign, the more money into his pocket so bring as many as you can afford to buy.

"Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler

I'll have to shave the Pom and bring him along to DC 

..No Bounce..

...No Play...

 Can't see Scott approving of that one.....

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• 5 infection books
• 1 ancestor book
• 1 earthcore book
• my pimply ass.

He signed em' all!

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)

REALLY? Oh Squeeeeee!!! there WILL be HUGS!

"Mae's a f***in genius! and a regular Genius too!" ~ Scott Sigler

Meaning if I feel OK and can scrape enough coin together for a Mongo burger. 

..No Bounce..

...No Play...

• 1 - Earthcore
• 1 - Ancestor
• 1 - Paperback Infected
• 1 - German Paperback Infected 
• 2 - Contagious

I also have 1 Contagious ordered a Borderland for the FDO to sign at his leisure. I may have to split the signings between Houston and Dallas. Wouldnt want to give the FDO a writers cramp!

“I still can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”