What torture would you heap upon him who fails to give us our fix?
I'll start:
I would staple a blonde wig onto his hairless scalp. Lipstick too. At high tide, I would take him out into the bay up to his waist, plant a post with the words "King of the Junkies" on it right behind him. I would then handcuff his ass to the post with a ball gag in his mouth. I would then make a small incision in his belly, pulling out the very middle part of his intestines, attach said intestines to a nifty little boat called "The Overlord Express", and let him watch as the tide goes out, pulling his intestines from his gut, inch by agonizing inch. When all of the line has played out, I would coat his intestines with peanut butter. Why? I like peanut butter, and so do fishies... A Feast for the denizens of the deep...
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #? in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
