When I heard the interview on techofoder I thought the sounded like C.H.U.D but judging from the forums and first two episodes, I wasn't even close.
Uh oh. He broke you. . . .
Wait wait. . ..how can they be SCARIER? XD You've made it your job to be the scariest, goriest thing going. :whipcrack: No whimping out now!
we worship the sigmeister (DAMN HIM) for the creations he (DAMN HIM) gives us, not for his smarts
at least that's what my voices tell me
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THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
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Dont tell me, vegans that went over the edge, mated with cloned dinosours, and are hell bent on killing all meat eaters in a Yukon Jack fueled plan to free all cows from corperate oppression?!?!
I knew I figured it out.
Come on Scott, think of some thing original, that was way to easy to figure out.
...where the real money from the podcast is made. Nocturnal-the T-shirt, Nocturnal-The Coloring book, Nocturnal-the Lunch box, Nocturnal-the Breakfast Cereal, Nocturnal-the Flame Thrower.
Can you imagine Nocturnal the Breakfast Cereal? "It even stays crunchy in urine!"
Dude,
Everyone should know by now that these motherfuckers are boner-having, pee-jizzing, fucking cannibal zombies! Forget the fact that their slaves come on like the sand midgets from Star Wars. The ones in control are straight up Zombies! Wait until you see their boner-bending ceremony!!
Now go listen to Jack Wakes Up, you dirty junkies!
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I think they're extras from PHANTASM..... They are the imported mutant corpse dwarfs from another dimension and its the only life they know!
They are a mystery, is what they are :/
"A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."
you can't stop pimpin your stuff can you Buddy? well i don;t blame you- it FRICKIN ROCKS!!!!! EVERYONE GO listen! after you make sure you are Caught up with NOCTURNAL!
"Mae's a f***in genius! and a regular Genius too!" ~ Scott Sigler
when have you ever failed us? it;s ok Scott, i have beautiful shiny CHICKEN SCISSORS to defend you... *GRRRR*
"Mae's a f***in genius! and a regular Genius too!" ~ Scott Sigler
There are two classic movies which come to mind that have weird little creatures:
1. The small creatures from "Who's afraid of the Dark?" which drag humans into their ark dimension and turn them into little day fearing creatures.
2. The crazy little dwarves from "Phantasm" these guys were formerly human but when the big guy gets a hold of their souls he turns them into these little slave dwarves in that other dimension.
But, none of these creatures if I can remember were man-eaters.
The Irishman from Ohio"I never Get to Get it!"-Wacko Warner
I would say Phantasm...left overs. The Tall Man is probably training the King as His replacement.
The Irishman from Ohio
They're Kindergarteners with safety scissors, light up tennis shoes and runny little snot factories under those robes.
Yep. The scariest thing known to humankind. Kindergarteners in a group - completely out of control. Chicken scissors aren't nearly as scary as safety scissors in the hands of a 5 year old.
Just think what they're going to do to that little kid's hair. ooooo yeah, is his mom gonna be mad when they bring him back to the white room. And ... it's the night before class pictures are taken.
Mwah ha ha. Sigler is true eeeevil!
Tastes Like Chicken
Secretary General, Evil League of Evil
I agree - the first thing I thought of was the little bastards from Phantasm, which I believe predate the Jawas.
Taste is the Enemy of Art.
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The original C.H.U.D.S. were both Chemical Hazardous Underground Disposal company and the Cannibalistic/Omnivore Humanoid Underground Dwellers. I cannot remember if the city was New York NY or Chicago IL. The sequel HBO did was good. The third one was a sequel that was a rip on Return Of The Living Dead replaced with Human looking CHUDs. Hell, one of them was a Pomeranian I think.
The Irishman from Ohio
been there, experienced it
gawd, they can be grosser the teens without trying
lol
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The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!
Oh... I beg to differ....
"The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it is only by default: by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles."
you gettin' nothin' from me, no candy, no soda, no cookies or milk
go cry in ya beer
:D
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It's all about the Numbers, my friends
The Math god
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The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!
I was originally thinking proto-pygmies, but like so many other things Sigler killed that idea http://www.newanimal.org/protopyg.htm
"The second sound was a scream"
OJ!
some ancient evil come back to life or has re-awakened
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It's all about the Numbers, my friends
The Math god
#
The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!
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