Jakkob
Tourettes+Voice Box=Comedy Gold!
Really the thread title says it all. This is one of the funniest things I have ever heard. I hope everyone else agrees. All Hail Sigler.
The_Supreme_Narutard
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this is some of the best stuff since the Scalorno. By the way, Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

 

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dixonge
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pure genius! Glenn Just your typical biker, blogging atheist preacher's kid
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Kingbob
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Hilliarious with great combinations of words.
Gmork
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I loved this character...I loved it more that Bryan gets worked up about him. Funny shit
zaphodbblx
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Think MR Biz-Nazz sounded like Hokor The Hookchest with tourettes?
treed
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this dude sounds like the students i teach.................... and the voices are not amused * It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

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The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
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ogreoregon
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What a great character. Scott, you are developing a really strange and totally fun bunch of people in this story. This is what it's all about!!!
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
schwagcast
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You had me at cockedy cock --kevin
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yoder
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i think sigler should re-edit all his older books just to put biz-nazz in it.
TexZen
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good lord Siggie...that was pure comedy gold. I'm truly not worthy.
treed
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that would truly be fucked up lol * It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

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The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!

Shamakath
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he is funny

"They don't want to help you, they want to kill you!"

CaminitiStyle
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Sigler, my hat is off to you.... I thought Pookie was my favorite character. I was wrong. Bring on the Biz-nazz.
death.of.the.mannequin
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Hahaha... I freaking loved it... Kudos to Sigler...
freakazoid101
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I have an uncle who has to use a voice box and I saw him today and I couldn't keep a straight face. I seemed really insensitive. But it was just too funny. And he kept on saying something was none of my business. I mean come on. I can't help it I was in stitches. But I got like a mini fix, not as good as the real thing, but enough to subside the jitters... For now.
Tara the Freak - Wide Receiver for the Ionath Krakens
SynapticJam
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You should try transcribing it.. It's hilarious! Make him a smoker who plugs the cig in the hole too. Combine that with the colorful language for a great visual... I like the expressive eyes too! Brings it all together. You rock Herr Sigler! This missive brought to you by SynapticJam - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken

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aalangley6
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looks like i have a new favorrite character! "The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it is only by default: by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles."
KnitWitch
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I so totally sympathize with you. I think I would have done the same thing, at least at first... I mean how could you not at least giggle with such a vivid reminder of Biznass's antics like that... Sorry that had to happen to you. Ya know, maybe could do something to make it up to him if you can't just get him hooked on Nocturnal so he'd be in on the joke, too. ------------ KnitWitch http://www.knitwitchzone.com

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zackmann
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Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff should totally be Mr Bizz Nazz in the movie
fluxx
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Is that the spelling? "What do you mean there's nothing i can do, you mean im hooked on Scott Sigler's podcast novels... im... a junkie..."- me
" It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird."- anon
fluxx
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That was the best *titty licker* sigler conversation *ass muncher* i have ever *cock slapped* heard!! (even if i do say so my self rotflmao) "What do you mean there's nothing i can do, you mean im hooked on Scott Sigler's podcast novels... im... a junkie..."- me
" It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird."- anon
SlackerQueen
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It was pure gold, I would never have thought tourettes and a voicebox would be so funny. Pure genius! "We may have days, we may have hours. But sooner or later, we all push up flowers..." -Grim Fandango

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treed
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was just thinking if my school would hire a teacher with tourettes........ ok, fuck fuck fuckers, this is an fuck shit damn cocksucker example of......... the voices would enjoy this teacher * It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

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The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!

freakazoid101
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he says cock wanker after every sentence. It may just be the divorce though.
Tara the Freak - Wide Receiver for the Ionath Krakens
ha3rvey
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I can't believe how much I laughed at Mr. Biz-nass.

 

My kids were looking at me like I was crazy. I couldn't very well tell them "Daddy's laughing at a man who has a tracheotomy and Tourett's Syndrome." My wife was about to have me committed until I let her listen. She still hasn't forgiven me.

 

I think I hurt myself. I wonder if I can sue the Dark Overlord for medical expenses associated with excessive laughter.

 

 

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