My production manager just came up to me and asked, "Who is Chang Bang?" I looked at him, snorted coffee out my nose and said, "Huh?"
"Who is Chang Bang?"
It took us about 3 minutes to figure out that our customer, Chang Yang, might get into the updated Kama Sutra - or just get his room addition on time.
I'm 'Siglering' my customers now. It's sort of like Swedeing movies, only Jack Black isn't into profit sharing.
Secretary General, Evil League of Evil