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I think maybe Josh Holloway or Owen Wilson could possibly pull off the role of Perry. If only Heath Ledger were still alive... 

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Or Michael Clarke Duncan

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I dunno, Owen might actually be able to pull it off if he worked on his build a little...

haha no, you won't find real monkeys in this samich!  

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when i think of scary perry i think of AJ Hawk From OSU, currently on the Packers

http://www.packers.com/team/players/hawk_a.j./

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Rosie O'Donnell?  Now thats scary!

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If he cut his hair, then I think he'd really have to perfect look for Perry!!! 

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Jim Carrey? I know he's more of a comedian, but if he put on some weight he could possibly pull off Perry. I mean, he is a pretty good actor.

And for Dew, I would say possibly Dustin Hoffman... 

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i know! his hair was shorter when he played for the buckeyes.  

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Perry is blonde. And he's in his mid-twenties. Why don't you recruit a real linebacker? Maybe one with a higher GPA than the others so the acting doesn't suck cocks.

A big, monstrous fuck is hard to come by in the pre-existing acting world. They're scrawny little things! 

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from USC. (southern california). I was watchiong the bowl game and thought they might be good for perry. Don't know their names though.

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one hell of an actor to play Perry. This is the guy I was thinking of to play Perry but he's a litle too old and maybe too f'in big, 7 foot 440

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Wight

How about Bill Miller played by Hutchinssss!