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that was specifically for you :-)
It had me too shocked to respond!
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Bruce Wilis as Dew
Don Cheadle as Clarence
Penelope Cruz as Margaret
Maybe Justin Long as Amos (idk if he is old enough though)
Billy Bob Thorton as Murray
Kevin Durand as Perry
Kevin Durand? No No No No!!!! Not only is he just overall goofy in everyrole ive ever seen him in, he is'nt big enough! You have to remember the Perry was a massive man, and he played football, so we must think a pro-football player or i hate to say it a pro-wrestler, yes i know most of them couldn't act thier way out of a wet paper bag but they have the size to be Scary Perry.
I like Bruce Willis for Dew, And I agree the BBT would be great for Murray, but i seriously doubt they would be able to get 2 major names for a Movie like this, so that would exclude Cheadle and Cruz( i cant understand a damn thing she says anyways).
I am the chicken scissors
I am the chicken scissors
I know Perry isn't black but a ex-wrestler turned suprisingly good actor that could play him size wise and intensity wise....Dawyne "The rock" Johnson
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I know he's got dark hair, but Eli Roth is a good size to play Perry. I mean, I think of Eli Roth as The Bear Jew and.. Perry is pretty much like The Bear Jew in my mind!
Plus, Eli Roth is sick and twisted enough to be amazing as Perry.
As soon as I began to read Infected and was told about the movie, my choice to play Perry was set. Andrew Byniarski would make a GREAT Perry Dawsey. The dude is huge, has the blonde hair, and is no stranger to playing a psychopath capable of wrecking your world just by blinking at it.
Now as for the rest:
Dew- David Morse OR William Forsythe.
Murray- Brian Cox
Clarence- Terry Crewes (The dude can act, it may not have been a huge hit, but he was awesome in Street Kings) or Shemar Moore
Margaret- Can't figure one out, so I will be lazy and just say Salma Hayek
Amos- Clifton Collins Jr. or C. Thomas Howell
Perry: While I was reading it, I pictured Sam Worthington, which is ridiculous, so Kevin Durand.
Bill: I pictured Seanbaby (google him) when I read it. He isn't an actor, but he seems the part to me.
Dew: Stephen Lang
Margaret: I couldn't think of anyone else but Salma Hayak.
Amos: James Callis
Clarence: Michael Ealy
Murray: James Gandolfini
lost it when I got to Gary Busey's roll. Well played.
I've decided that if I could imitate one person flawlessly, it would be Gary Busey. then i'd just call total strangers and leave completely random tirades on their voicemail.
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Might have to let Dew keep his hair, though, but I think McShane gives off strong enough "I'm old, but I'll own your ass with a table leg" vibes.
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If there is anyone who should play Scary Perry it should be Jared Allen of the Vikings! Really he has everything you could want in a tough crazy defensive player.
Heath ledger would be perfect for perry! ledger has no problem being insane and crazy on camera, so he could perfectly mutilate himslef and everytthing. dew phillips could be John Travolta, i mean did you see him in From Paris With Love? he was the ultimate undercover badass! PERFECT for the CIA agent Dew. and margaret montoya? Sigourney Weaver. come on. there's no argument there. ;)
Dolph Lundgren is the absolute perfect guy to play Perry. Hands down. He's huge, scary, not that bad looking, and not to mention a total bad ass.
Brock Lesnar wud make a sick Perry Dawsey and a perfect dew wud have to be Mickey Rourke.