guadgah.....   I need to inject Drain-O into my skull now to remove them...  Big hairy gorilla!   

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)

Well I pre-ordered my copy from Amazon UK, and I just got this e-mail this morning

"Dear Customer,

We're still trying to obtain the following item[s] you ordered on 20 November 2007, 01:16 GMT (Order# 203-4462178-8249140).

 Scott Sigler (Author) "Infected" [Hardcover]
   Estimated ship date: 23/04/08

Still want it?"

To bloodly right I do, 

They say that if you play a MS CD in backwards it plays Satanic music...That's nothing. If you play it forward it install Windows

After canceling my Amazon.com order (per the bosses request) (btw: I hate paying sales tax), I picked up my copy two days ago, Barnes and Noble hadn't even put it out on their shelves yet! Needless to say, they got a huge butt-whooping for not having it out for all the junkies, I may even go back and rearrange their display for the incompetence and complete disregard for our overlord and his master plan!!!!!!!!

Oh, I also got my postcards and tattoos in the mail yesterday, all I can say is my two year old is now vicious looking w/ that infected tattoo on her arm.

This book is totally going to be my bathroom reading! (The only place in my house I get peace and quiet!)

Amazon did the same crp with Earthcore too. The man trying to hold the FDO down. If I recall correctly some Junkies had to confirm that they still wanted it two or three times before they finally got their books. On s side note I had a pretty crappy day yesterday. When I got got home there were my babies waiting at the psot office. All is good again.  One to infect and one to disect. I also got a copy of Number One With A Bullit by Mark Yoshomotto Nemcoff. Wake up Amazon. It's a brave new world and authors with the sand to give their work out for free and then get a sale if you enjoyed their work are changing the rules and the FDO is leading the damn parade! Surprised that Julie used an Almond roll on the FDO. I think it was just a warning shot over the bough. If she really had tried to kill him she would have mede him watch one of her movies.

Glisson

I'm not real bright, but I'm consistant.

• "We may have days, we may have hours. But sooner or later, we all push up flowers..." -Grim Fandango

Yes, I am ashamed of myself.  I violated that flithy copy...the way Mommy would violate a Groom.

I feel dirty, but I like it....is that wrong?

But somehow, in a dirty, sexy nana way, kind of, dare I say it....  right...

There!  I said it!  It's so right I would take that tome for sloppy seconds!  

ewwww.  did I just say sloppy seconds?  Wait!  There, I said it again, sloppy seconds!

OH!  I must stop that!  I'm sorry, that's just a horrible thing to say!  

May Crabapple Bob show up in my bedroom with knife and fork for my

tactless vulgarity!  Please forgive me FDO! 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)

-again, can not wait to meet you
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/

I only payed $17.95 canadian? The loony IS kickking ass

Picked it up April 1st.  Halfway thru reading it.  What is the problem with Junkies not buying the book?

I went to the local Peoria, IL, B&N, turns out it was in the fiction section so I had to ask just where the f@*k it was. Anyway good thing I did because the girl helping me was so excited about it she quized me where I heard about it and just what was it about. I filled her in and she told me she was going to pick up a copy herself.

Anyway I thought it was cool I got someone out of the blue to commit to it wqhen I can't even get dopes for friends to give it a shot.

Take care,

Gary

PS I can't find the audio version anywhere locally. 

It's better to burn out, than to fade away. -Kurgan

Sing it to the tune of the Hallelujah Chorus by Handel.
Sloppy Seconds, slooopy seconds!
Sloppy Seconds!
Sloppy Seconds!

I feel dirty and only Pope Siglericious can cure it.
Tastes Like Chicken

G-Man

In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies.

I ordered my book online. then sent one to my  brother, in phoenix.

then before i went to the FDO's reading, at Borderlands in SF, I had given

that copy away.so went to borderlands and bought 2 copies. (1 a give

away the second one to read) .

so i went to the reading and bought a copy to be signed for a friend and

brought my copy, which FDO General Siglerisimo signed it TO me so I 

could keep track of my copy. 

i think I have given away 6 copies of Infected in total. And have 2 copies 

on my shelf.

HOT DAMN!

 BTW: I forgot i had sent a copy of INFECTED to my brother so when 

I ordered his holiday gift this year of CONTAGIOUS, i ordered him a 

set of the two INFECTED and CONTAGIOUS. 

he gave his second copy to his wife. he doesn't let anyone touch 

HIS copy.