Imagine if she never encouraged him to read and to use his imagination. Just think of where we'd all be without her son's work. We should send her cookies or flowers or both.

If you are not the intended recipient of this comment and are reading it, you, sir/madam, are in for it now. Armed goons are on the way.

Scott,  if you get the chance, let your parents know that we do appreciate them and understand why they were tops on your dedication page...  and we're down at the bottom.... 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)

-(does the dance)
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what about his dad???

"It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird."- anon

-but mom's, they the ones you gotta show the love too
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