BarbaraJ
Sigler Junkies Rewrite Julie Andrews

I'm thinking we could write some excellent Siglerific lyrics to Julie Andrews most famous hits. I wrote this in another thread but really want to hear what this group of sick knicker twisters comes up with.

 

"My Favorite Things" ala Sigler Style

Blood stains and urine and bright red intestines.
Screaming Rocktopi and blood splattered dead ends.
Meat grinding death scenes that smell of your fear.
These make up the best novel this year.

Ancestors attack - Sklorno react - Chicken scissors are the thing.
I simply huddle under my bed and listen at night and think of Poookie Chang!

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BarbaraJ
Re: Sigler Junkies Rewrite Julie Andrews

Not strictly a Julie Andrews song - but from a Julie Andrews musical.

Rocktopi, Rocktopi, come to the surface to kill me.
Dark is Night, Blade so bright when it cuts and I bleed.
Ohh how the screams resonate through me, resonate forever.
Rocktopi, Rocktopi, make it swift won't you please.

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BarbaraJ
Re: Sigler Junkies Rewrite Julie Andrews

Just a stab with the scissors makes the triangle go 'oww'
The triangle go 'oowww'.  Triangle go 'owwww'.
Just a stab with the scissors makes the triangle go 'owwww'
In the most digusting way.

come on, you know you wanna play
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Dan652
Re: Sigler Junkies Rewrite Julie Andrews
Supersiglerfriginspasticexrementalpodcast

“One ping – one ping only” Captain Ramius

BarbaraJ
Re: Sigler Junkies Rewrite Julie Andrews
Nice Work!
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treed
Re: Sigler Junkies Rewrite Julie Andrews

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BarbaraJ
Re: Sigler Junkies Rewrite Julie Andrews

"I could have danced all night' As sung by Firstborn

I could have pee'd all night.  I could have pee'd all night and still have killed some more.
I could have shed some blood, ground victims into mud and still have killed some more.
Watched mobsters and my crew a-fighting
Killed hookers and their johns tonight.
And when they looked at me and they began to pee
I turned my head but that's alllll right.

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caro40
Re: Sigler Junkies Rewrite Julie Andrews

Perry Dawsey big and mean,

Quentin Barnes, the great QB,

Magnus, dead and turning green,

Kayla is a bitch from hell,

Michael Fayyed's dead, oh well,

Violence that noone can quell,

That will bring us back to Dew, Dew, Dew, Dew...

People who don't need people need people around to prove that they don't need people.

Waiting to add a picture when I have my OWN jersey.

wallerdad
Re: Sigler Junkies Rewrite Julie Andrews

 These are very good Barbara, do more please.

  • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

 

  • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT
BarbaraJ
Re: Sigler Junkies Rewrite Julie Andrews
Thank you, kindly.  Now, get your lazy ass in gear and write some of your own. I did say I wanted to hear your twisted take on singing nuns and nannies bearing flying brollies.
Wink
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BarbaraJ
Re: Sigler Junkies Rewrite Julie Andrews

You get a gold star. 
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wallerdad
Re: Sigler Junkies Rewrite Julie Andrews

 I don't have a creative bone in my body.

  • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

 

  • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT
BarbaraJ
Re: Sigler Junkies Rewrite Julie Andrews
You've said some things about your Sainted Brother which could only be described as .... creative.  Or bald-faced lies, if you listen to his publicist.
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BarbaraJ
Re: Sigler Junkies Rewrite Julie Andrews

Doh - the sound little ‘Tard makes

Ray - a laser to the Brain

Me - the one Rocktopi kill

Fa - the distance Ancestors run

So - we all are going to die

La - La La La La La La

Tee - Morris, he  says “Listen for Free"

and that brings us back to...

Doh

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caro40
Re: Sigler Junkies Rewrite Julie Andrews

There's a freakin' triangle in Perry,

Perry Dawsey's days are few.

We all should cringe in fear

When he is near,

He's psychopathic and

His butt's all seared, Oh

There's a freakin' triangle in Perry,

He's gonna get all taken down by Dew!

 

People who don't need people need people around to prove that they don't need people.

Waiting to add a picture when I have my OWN jersey.

BarbaraJ
Re: Sigler Junkies Rewrite Julie Andrews
I'll be singing all morning now.
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mumo00
Re: Sigler Junkies Rewrite Julie Andrews
lies, all lies
wallerdad
Re: Sigler Junkies Rewrite Julie Andrews

If you knew him you'd know how easy it is to talk shit about him. Don't have to be creative to talk about mumo's stench and un-handsomeness

  • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

 

  • These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT
treed
Re: Sigler Junkies Rewrite Julie Andrews

LIES
DAMN LIES and

STATISTICS

http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/

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THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!

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