Just breathe, try to remain calm, and tell yourself “hey, I’ve still got my junk, I’ve still got my junk” over and over again.  Eventually, the phantom pain will subside, and you’ll be ok. 
We’re here for you, boss.

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

Then that's just kinda awkward!

I took a guess.

But, come on man, girls don't like Sigler.  Are you kidding me?  They like My Little Pony and making sandwiches 'n shit.

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

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Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

"But I'm always dreaming. Even when I'm awake."

Is the worst. But is it too much of phantom, or not enough?

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

...I did kinda shriek like a little girl when I read that scene.  

(Yes, I'm a Sigler n00b.)

But now I think the chicken scissors deserve to occupy a place in our culture normally reserved for lightsabers, Excalibur, and Bruce Campbell's chainsaw.

of course!!! 

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Yes, those are mine, straight from the knife block and freshly sharpened. >;)

**Conjunction Junction, what's your function? No seriously, I slept through grammar class, so I have no idea what you do.**

this was almost my exact response to athanas' assertion!!
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Gmork - Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner

out of My Little Pony!!  Mwah ha ha ha!

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Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

"But I'm always dreaming. Even when I'm awake."

Are you offering to end the drought?

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How much Phantom is required to overdose?

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Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

"But I'm always dreaming. Even when I'm awake."

Hopefully it will.....  rain!! 

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*The Juicer*, Head Biker Babe, Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

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Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

"But I'm always dreaming. Even when I'm awake."

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I totally resemble that remark!  Er... 

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Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

"But I'm always dreaming. Even when I'm awake."

Get it right next time ;)

**Conjunction Junction, what's your function? No seriously, I slept through grammar class, so I have no idea what you do.**

...and I don't even have the 'junk'!

(PS. I just wasted half my afternoon reading your blog. You rock!)

~Writer, activist, book nerd, boozehound, gamer, slapper, sandgroper, accident waiting to happen~

...that can't be healthy. Common side effects of extended exposure include neuronal rot, scabies, and prolapsed spleen. 

-- Anticitizen42

I don't see a delicous, toasted dagwood and a pint of cold beer in front of me yet; this is a problem.

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

i think it needs to hurt if you're doing it right. >:-)

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world