Coyote
Chicken Scissors

As I sit, secluded in my garage and reading this marvelous book of yours (for the first time, the only one of your novels I had not listened to) I can't help but scream F@%$ing Chicken Scissors!

 

The number of references I have come across (every time they are mentioned in the book, they seem to stick out at the oddest times and the exclamations of "CHICKEN SCISSORS!" on these forums.. well, yeah...)

 

I am pretty damn far in (chapter 68, dug the junkie plug btw) and as of yet, the Chicken Scissors... they have yet to really do much.

 

The suspense is literally eating me alive, you horrible, horrible genius. 

The original Junkie who signed up a few days too late.
m_talon
Re: Chicken Scissors
When you finally do figure it out, you'll wish you hadn't ;)
treed
Re: Chicken Scissors

-(the chant continues) just you wait .............
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SynapticJam
Re: Chicken Scissors

The first sound you'll hear is the metallic scraping of the chicken scissors. The second sound will be a scream. 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #? in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!

treed
Re: Chicken Scissors

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The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!

Kingbob
Re: Chicken Scissors
You'll get it soon enough....
treed
Re: Chicken Scissors

-he'll end up giggling like a little girl (a demented one to be sure)
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/

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The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!

SynapticJam
Re: Chicken Scissors

I had to... it's one of those inate things that all guys do....  Can't stop it.. 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #? in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!

treed
Re: Chicken Scissors

-just a momentary flash, a hint of what he's gonna do with them there scissors.... SHHHIIIICK, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/

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The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!

Doc_Phibes
Re: Chicken Scissors
I remember when I first heard the podcast and the first reference to the dreaded chicken scissors, and my first thought was "Gee, how would Perry use those?" and after describing the last of his buddies and its location, I cringed, and every reference after that I thought "Here it comes, he's gonna..." and that bastard Sigler just dragged it on until the final scene was almost a relief!
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