When I see an "Infection" shirt along with the "Infected" book...

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 Says "Infested"

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Special Ed.... hehehehe You guys ever heard the story of the sesame street bus?

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-no, tell it
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Kids these days get no education...

So I'm driving this bus, it's the Sesame Street bus.  I make my first stop and pick up these two really large ladies... As they board they say "both of us are named Patty"...  They both go to the back of the bus, and it starts to tilt backwards, but I drive on.  I make my next stop, This guy must think he's just the shit, cause he saunters onto the bus and says all importnat like "My name is Ross", like I should care, but he sits up front which is good cause it balances the weight in the back a bit.  At the next stop I pick up this guy who's walking all funny.  As he gets on he says in this nasally voice "my name is Lester Cheese"... he sits across from Ross who is just sitting there with his nose in the air.  As I pull away from the curb, Lester takes of his right shoe and starts picking at his bunions!  The smell is horrible!  Ross throws up, the two big ladies in back start to cry and all of a sudden I can't see.  No big surprise, I crash the bus!  The police ask me who was on board the bus at the time of the crash.   "Two All-Beef Patties Special Ross Lester Cheese Pickin' his Bunions on a Sasame Street Bus" I reply...  

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-you did not just tell that joke
LMAO
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I told it to my 16yr old daughter who "works" at McD's and she'd never heard it before!  Oh the horror! 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK)

That's as bad as when I was stationed in Virginia and I read the newspaper stories about the the oceanographer who was studying dolphins and porpoises.  He learned that porpoises who ate seagulls and seagull eggs had stronger immune systems and longer lifespans than porpoises who did not eat gulls or gull by-products.  Sometimes, the lifespan could be more than doubled.
To provide his lab with a steady supply of gulls, he harvested eggs from several thousands nests along the Carolina coast.  He was transporting these harvested eggs from North Carolina to Virginia and ran into the usual messed up traffic.  Sitting there in an un-airconditioned van with thousands of seagulls eggs ... imagine the smell.
Anyway, what had caused the traffic jam was an accident on the Virginia side and as they were waving him through the single lane left open, the Highway Patrol decided to check out the amazing stink and the noise - seems some of the eggs were at 'critical mass' and were hatching.
He reassured that he was an oceanographer in Virginia working on sea mammals and that the eggs were much needed for his research into extending life spans.  This didn't stop the cops from cuffing him and leading him away.
The charge?  "Transporting young gulls across state lines for immortal porpoises".
Tastes Like Chicken

and I'll tell you the mexican eggs joke... 

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Grooooan

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I got to remember that.... LOL 

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