Your favorite one liners from movies and books.

Posted: Apr 18, 2010 @ 10:06PM 410 replies

So I notice that at one time or another we have all used a favorite one liner in our posts. So I thought we should have a place we can post the ones that we can't fit into our regular conversations. TV shows, movies, books or even songs are all good here, lay out the scene if you want.

Example: The show "Friends" Joey dances into the apartment then around it and goes back out the door. Ross says "I guess he musta gotten the part in that play. And Chandler says "Yeah, either that, or Gloria Estefan was right, eventually, the rhythm is going to get you.

So come on Junkies I know you all have something to add to this thread! So in the immortal words of Kent from Real Genius "Ok god, let me have it!"

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Jayguana

Re: Your favorite one liners from movies and books.

Posted: Apr 18, 2010 @ 10:08PM

"This reminds me of my father's last words 'Don't son, that gun is loaded!'" Lance Henriksen in "Stone Cold"

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PerfectDayForDying

Re: Your favorite one liners from movies and books.

Posted: Apr 19, 2010 @ 1:06AM

"I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."

**Conjunction Junction, what's your function? No seriously, I slept through grammar class, so I have no idea what you do.**

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sadock

Re: Your favorite one liners from movies and books.

Posted: Apr 19, 2010 @ 3:18AM

I'm betting I don't have to source that one

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Big-Gavin

Re: Your favorite one liners from movies and books.

Posted: Apr 19, 2010 @ 7:00AM

"Kick it in the guts, Barry" The Goose - Mad Max

Now whenever anything mechanical has to be started anywhere in Australia - somewhere someone will always say, "kick it in the guts .... insert name of key-turner here"

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UnknownVariable

Re: Your favorite one liners from movies and books.

Posted: Apr 19, 2010 @ 7:40AM

"Almost only counts in Horseshoes and hand-grenades!"

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jerseydevil0912

Re: Your favorite one liners from movies and books.

Posted: Apr 19, 2010 @ 7:50AM

WOORKSHED

and allways remember the umpalompas ate charlie at the end! my grama rip

flashman

Re: Your favorite one liners from movies and books.

Posted: Apr 19, 2010 @ 10:19AM

If it bleeds, we can kill it...

aka nilling everywhere else!

athanas

Re: Your favorite one liners from movies and books.

Posted: Apr 19, 2010 @ 10:31AM

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athanas

Re: Your favorite one liners from movies and books.

Posted: Apr 19, 2010 @ 10:35AM

you can't fuck your sister and expect much good to come of it."

Why aren't you reading Preacher yet?

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Jayguana

Re: Your favorite one liners from movies and books.

Posted: Apr 19, 2010 @ 12:20PM

Hello, My name in Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!

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BigJohn

Re: Your favorite one liners from movies and books.

Posted: Apr 19, 2010 @ 1:23PM

"If I wanted your opinion, I'd beat it out of you."

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Big-Gavin

Re: Your favorite one liners from movies and books.

Posted: Apr 19, 2010 @ 2:29PM

He's dug in deeper than an Alabama tick - or - "You're bleedin'" - "I ain't got time to bleed"

RohiPnol

Re: Your favorite one liners from movies and books.

Posted: Apr 19, 2010 @ 3:29PM

That's an awesome line/film

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RohiPnol

Re: Your favorite one liners from movies and books.

Posted: Apr 19, 2010 @ 3:34PM

It is like a finger pointing to the moon, don't look at the finger or you will miss all the heavenly glory

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UnknownVariable

Re: Your favorite one liners from movies and books.

Posted: Apr 19, 2010 @ 4:26PM

"NO TICKET!"

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Jayguana

Re: Your favorite one liners from movies and books.

Posted: Apr 19, 2010 @ 6:17PM

"Your mother sucks cocks in hell, Karras!"

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PerfectDayForDying

Re: Your favorite one liners from movies and books.

Posted: Apr 19, 2010 @ 7:06PM

**Conjunction Junction, what's your function? No seriously, I slept through grammar class, so I have no idea what you do.**

I am crazier than a padded room full of Charlie Mansons! Sgt. Renee Jordan PUMC, PUV James Keeling

athanas

Re: Your favorite one liners from movies and books.

Posted: Apr 19, 2010 @ 7:21PM

One of the greatest action movies ever.

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UnknownVariable

Re: Your favorite one liners from movies and books.

Posted: Apr 19, 2010 @ 8:22PM

I've built up a resistance to Iocain Powder...

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Jayguana

Re: Your favorite one liners from movies and books.

Posted: Apr 19, 2010 @ 8:58PM

"Never trust a sicilian when death is on the line"

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Jayguana

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Jayguana

Re: Your favorite one liners from movies and books.

Posted: Apr 19, 2010 @ 9:05PM

Lets see if I can get both jokes right.

"So the other night Im going down on my wife and I say "Geeze you got a big pussy, Geeze you got a big pussy" and she says "why did you say it twice?" and I said "I didn't""

"The other night I told my wife "I'd like a little pussy" and she says "Ya me too, mines as big as a house!""

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Jayguana

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