sMUTgREMLIN
Worst movies....ever

Wow, I just got done watching one of THE WORST movies I have ever seen, and I've seen a lot of movies.

the movie is "Johnny Sunshine Maximum Violence" (yep thats the real title)  I think that the title is the only good thing going for it. it's about...wait for it...wait for it... a new subculture of ppl who make Zombie pr0n! OMFG my eyes are bleeding after this one. so while I heal I thought I'd ask what other horrible movies you might have watched so that I may avoid them like the plague, I don't think i can take a movie of that caliber for a while. *curls into a fetal position in the corner*

 

Assassins do it from behind

Twowire
Re: Worst movies....ever

I havent watched it yet myself. My cousin work on that film. My cousins son got to play one of Santas elves. Thought of watching it just for that reason but havent got a round to it yet. Hopefully I will do so before Santa Clause XXIII hits the screen!

“I still can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”


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DedSysOp
Re: Worst movies....ever

yes.. that's what proximity to my mind tend to do to things..

 

In the immortal words of Socrates "I Drank What?!"

In the immortal words of Socrates "I Drank What?!"
HwayHzrd
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I watched that POS and felt like a dorked over postal worker when it was done. I want to sue the studio for a return of the lifeforce I wasted watching that lousy flick.

 

Fargo is not far behind ...

Gmork
Re: Worst movies....ever
While I like a potty/snot/fart joke as much as the next guy, the title of this movie was prophetic.  It's only the second movie I've ever turned off after struggling through the first half hour.
Twowire
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The same for dumb and dumberer.

“I still can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”


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. Honored recipient of the 2009 "Iron Man" Award.
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BarbaraJ
Re: Worst movies....ever

I can't decide.  There are four pieces of total crap that stand out from all the rest like ... little fly covered piles of cinematic feces.

Titantic
The Ring
Dead Heat  (zombie cops are not good)
Battlefield Earth (and i LOVED that book)

Tastes Like Chicken

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OJ_Mathis_Wrenn
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Eragon the movie.  They raped the book up its nose.

W.

The scifi channel knock-off of  War of the Worlds.

 King Cobra 2

 

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."

General George S. Patton Jr.

"For future reference, I was sort of hoping for a suggestion that didn't sound like it came from that Bolshevik Muppet with all the dynamite.”

- Jim Butcher

DedSysOp
Re: Worst movies....ever

What a waste of time.

Too many characters

No story

No plot

No character development

Bad acting

Pointless

Too much talk with no relevance to anything.

Unscary monsters

 

 

 

In the immortal words of Socrates "I Drank What?!"

In the immortal words of Socrates "I Drank What?!"
OJ_Mathis_Wrenn
Re: Worst movies....ever

Thats what happens when you make a movie about a crappy video game.... since it's subject is crappy...it HAS to be crappy.

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."

General George S. Patton Jr.

"For future reference, I was sort of hoping for a suggestion that didn't sound like it came from that Bolshevik Muppet with all the dynamite.”

- Jim Butcher

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