They could have had at  least a small montage of growth. It was a pretty short movie anyways. I don't know what they were smoking when they made up the menacing cloud of doom. Somebody must have expelled some smoke when he was smoking marijuana and said "This would be a great idea for Durza's steed!". they should have kept in the original duel sequence. Saphira coming out of the sapphire rose would have looked so cool in CGI. Also, WTF was with the Urgals.  This was supposedly a big budget movie.  Another thing, the lack of elves pointed ears. My other gripe is the ending.

*Raises the WTF flag?

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 You don't make Willy Wonka look like edward scissorhands (a good Johnny Depp Movie).  He looked like he was going to molest all the little children there.

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I know it is a rehashing, lacking any originality. There are so many books like that, I can't even count. Many do it badly. This may sound strange, but I liked the way he did it. I enjoyed the books.  You could consider Eragon an everyman's fantasy.  Many people don't care about a book being plagiarized, as long as they are entertained.

Think of all David Eddings Books: They are all rehashes of the same story, but they are good rehashes

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 To eacch his own...hoping for more originality out of his most recent release.  I'd be surprised, however if they make anmore movies out of the books.  It's a shame because it at least had potential as a movie.

--- Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. Whatever you do, don't blink. ---

A movie shouldn't take out plot points that are in the book that are crucial plot points in the book's sequel!

The new book seems to be more original. I am currently reading it right now and liking it.

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When they showed the chicken being beheaded. I was 5 years old. I wasn't ready for that

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Howard The Duck

Leonard Part 6

Batman and Robin ( I swear I tried three times to watch this POS and fell asleep all 3 times)

Battlefield Earth

Stop or My Mom Will Shoot! ( she should have shot Stallone!)

Larry the Cable Guy; Health Inspector (should have been condemned)

Ghost Dad (it died early)

What's the Worst that Could Happen? ( this movie answered it's own question)

Norbit

Anything with David Spade

I didn't include sequels or remakes. Most of them should never be made in the first place!

"In remission for 33 days. YeeHaw!"

 While Norbit overall wasn't a good flick. I did have some moments worth a little chuckle. (you noticed I said "a few moments" I meant that in the literal sense!) Also glad to see your count up continue to climb!!

“Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!”

My record is 42 days. I'm really hoping to bust that wide ass open! 

"In remission for 33 days. YeeHaw!"

and I didn't think it was that bad. I kinda liked the Health Inspector. It had its moments.

G-Man

When life gives you lemons, make applesauce. -Angelica Pickles

I'm gonna have to re-read the books and watch the movies and figure out all they screwed up in the movie. I like doing that with Harry Potter. Except they didn't screw up the movies, they just left some parts out, not entire plot points. The Eragon movie wasn't that bad a movie for someone that didn't read the book but a total disappointment for anyone who read the book.

G-Man

When life gives you lemons, make applesauce. -Angelica Pickles

Reprising his role from "IT". Then maybe he would show them his dead lights and feast on all the little Ompalompas!

“Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!”

Or did they just listened to their eight year old who hadn't read the book in 6 months for a description

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Santa clause 3.  Lord I had to sit through that with my Niece!!!!

"Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler

and after they promised that there could be only one. 

"In remission for 35 days. YeeHaw!"

3 words:

Bring 

it 

On

I've been subjected to this ultimate torture.  I have cheerleaders in the family.  

Now that I think of it, ALL dance-themed movies are garbage!!!

But I shall make an example of this one.

My wife bought this on DVD and said, come on, watch it, you will love it!  What a waste of a couple of hours of my life!

Enough said!

I liked Howard the Duck

although it has been nearly 2 decades since I watched it and my fond memories of it may be tainted....

In the immortal words of Socrates "I Drank What?!"

Well I wear size 12 shoes so I'd get no love if you had a 'little foot' fetish..

In the immortal words of Socrates "I Drank What?!"

- "The adverb is not your friend." -Stephen King, "On Writing"

G-Man

Rich man gets off work, then buys stereo. Not after f***ing brunch! - Mooj

(By the voices, those damnable voices!)  >:) But as to doing what..... Muuuwwaahaha!! I'll just keep that to myself! That way I can keep Wolf from having any further nightmares!!!

“I still can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”