sMUTgREMLIN
Worst movies....ever

Wow, I just got done watching one of THE WORST movies I have ever seen, and I've seen a lot of movies.

the movie is "Johnny Sunshine Maximum Violence" (yep thats the real title)  I think that the title is the only good thing going for it. it's about...wait for it...wait for it... a new subculture of ppl who make Zombie pr0n! OMFG my eyes are bleeding after this one. so while I heal I thought I'd ask what other horrible movies you might have watched so that I may avoid them like the plague, I don't think i can take a movie of that caliber for a while. *curls into a fetal position in the corner*

 

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Twowire
Re: Worst movies....ever

 It was a rather hit and miss as far as episodes went. Sometimes they were a blast others, meh.

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Twowire
Re: Worst movies....ever

Too damned butchered and made to be PC.

And there was a something similar to the the T-bone on the bone thing. In Sin City Marv cuts up Ole whats his name and lets the dog eat on him! 

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gmanvsfreeman
Re: Worst movies....ever

but it was kinda meant for the kids but the parents could have liked it when the babies botched English phrases, like "over my dad's potty. But mainly it was a fun show that anyone could like.

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sMUTgREMLIN
Re: Worst movies....ever

 Thats exactly what I meant...yea

Assassins do it from behind

 

Assassins do it from behind

redhedtexan
Re: Worst movies....ever

 the 5 extera guys that were sent to guard the hidden goat path.

ITS A WAIST OF EYE SPACE!!!

IT OFFENDS MY EARHOLES!!!

 

 

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Gmork
Re: Worst movies....ever

 there's a part in 'Watchmen' (the graphic novel) that has a murderer doing the dog feeding thing to a kid.....sick shit

 

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gmanvsfreeman
Re: Worst movies....ever

G-Man

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sMUTgREMLIN
Re: Worst movies....ever

 It fits

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Assassins do it from behind

JP
Re: Worst movies....ever
but Barton Fink sucked ass. It has my vote for one of the worst ever. That was several hours of my life that, to this day, I still don't know what happened to them. Or what the actual point of the movie was. And I wasn't even drinking!

 

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sMUTgREMLIN
Re: Worst movies....ever

 although Im not sure even that would have helped it.

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Assassins do it from behind

Jo_Ann
Re: Worst movies....ever
 I was going the the channels the other day and came on Robo Cop 3. OMFG that was definitely one of the worse films ever. I actually never like any of them but that one really sucked. I swear I was losing brain cells for the little bit I actually watched.
JP
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is a movie idiot. (Shit, did I say that???)

 

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JP
Re: Worst movies....ever
Starship Troopers 2. SUCKED. Big. Nuf said.

 

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sMUTgREMLIN
Re: Worst movies....ever

 Starship Troopers 3: Marauder

im almost scared to watch...almost

 Assassins do it from behind

 

Assassins do it from behind

sMUTgREMLIN
Re: Worst movies....ever

 dont worry my mother in law is a movie idiot as well.  and she constantly watches HGN *shudders*

Assassins do it from behind

 

Assassins do it from behind

Parp555
Re: Worst movies....ever

 I loved the book too! one of my favorite series. (currently devouring Brisingr).  The movie should have followed the plotline of the book a little more closely (LOTR deviated slightly from the plot, but at least they kept in major characters). I liked it at first, but it lost me at the part where saphira transformed. I would recommend the movie for a family (with young children) movie night thing, but not for anything more serious than that. Plot butchering of that magnitude shouldn't exist

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Parp555
Re: Worst movies....ever

It's probably pretty bad. Robocop 1 was a great movie. Starship Troopers was pretty good (lol at the ending), but the underlying imagery was taking it a little far. VERY few sequels are better than the originals. There are always exceptions though (Shrek 2, Dark Knight, Star wars V,VI, etc.)

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darksoul25
Re: Worst movies....ever
i watch alot of kids shows because of my kids so i would have to say out of everything Charlie and the chocolate factory is the worst movie ever!  i grew up with the original willy wonka and they butchered it for the new generations! 
Parp555
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GO OSU!

-The OSU vs. Michigan game. 800 years of tradition and the rivalry is still strong as ever

Twowire
Re: Worst movies....ever

 But you are totally correct! What a waste of time that movie is! My kids even liked the old version better.

“Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!


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redhedtexan
Re: Worst movies....ever

hell if it taste like chicken,bring me chicken!

                                                    rodney carigton

 

. prvt john bennett (major charecter) the crypt.

.100% Texan

.redhed

 

darksoul25
Re: Worst movies....ever
it was just creepy!  i kept waiting for the guy from dateline to show up!
Twowire
Re: Worst movies....ever

was Uber creepy by itself! He looked like a character from the "Tales from the Darkside"

“Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!


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gmanvsfreeman
Re: Worst movies....ever

at least for me. You can't have him ridng the dragon for days and days, in a time lapse. The thing that was the worst was the Durza death and dragon thing. WTF was that???

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Gmork
Re: Worst movies....ever

Both the movie and the books are both major fails, imho.

Understanding that Christopher Paolini was just a kid when he wrote Eragon, the plot/characters/environments are all thinly veiled regurgitations of other well established fantasy books.  I really wanted to like his books too, but it ended up amounting to an amalgalm of Anne McCaffery's Dragonriders of Pern, with a sprinkle of The Belgariad, a dash of Star Wars, and a gravy toping of LoTR.  It's one thing to take inspiration from someone else's work,...hell, many books are just a rehashing of greek or roman mythology or the Faustian dilemma, etc.  But at least there is some original twist ... Paolini's books border on plagarism.  Unfortunately the movie version of Eragon ended up so diluted that it was a hollow shell of the already barely tolerable books.  One can only hope Brsingr brings some maturation of his writing style.

 

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