sMUTgREMLIN
Worst movies....ever

Wow, I just got done watching one of THE WORST movies I have ever seen, and I've seen a lot of movies.

the movie is "Johnny Sunshine Maximum Violence" (yep thats the real title)  I think that the title is the only good thing going for it. it's about...wait for it...wait for it... a new subculture of ppl who make Zombie pr0n! OMFG my eyes are bleeding after this one. so while I heal I thought I'd ask what other horrible movies you might have watched so that I may avoid them like the plague, I don't think i can take a movie of that caliber for a while. *curls into a fetal position in the corner*

 

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gmanvsfreeman
Re: Worst movies....ever

I would have thought Zombie Strippers would have been zombie porn.

G-Man

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sMUTgREMLIN
Re: Worst movies....ever

 are regular porn stars that discover that the audience loves to watch a live human girl fucking a zombie and then mid act she starts to chop off or stab bits and the whole damn movie had to have been shot on a handycam (its more than horrible)

Zombie strippers was more of a regular zombie flick that just involved strippers and Jenna Jameson and FREDDY KRUEGER! you heard it here folks! Freddy likes zombie strippers!

one, two freddy's cummin on you...*spooge*

three, four he likes the back door (spit and shove)

etc..you get the idea lol

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Assassins do it from behind

Parp555
Re: Worst movies....ever

anything by the disney channel

Disaster movie

Eragon

and...

 baby geniuses 2

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darksoul25
Re: Worst movies....ever
that's funny thanks for the laugh!
n8man
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sMUTgREMLIN
Re: Worst movies....ever

 if tht quote is Rugrats, but he did list it as one of his favorite shows

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Assassins do it from behind

redhedtexan
Re: Worst movies....ever

 if you know it....im sorry.

if you were in it ...shame shame

if you liked it..explain your self please

 

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Twowire
Re: Worst movies....ever

 Uh, or her either! ;)

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Twowire
Re: Worst movies....ever

 Sorry but I had to get up and leave. Just to much, I couldnt sit there and watch anymore private parts get bit!

“Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!


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Twowire
Re: Worst movies....ever

I guess thats a new one on me. I will go look it up now on IMDB.

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gmanvsfreeman
Re: Worst movies....ever

I had to change it because JP said that it had to do with a "foot fetish".

G-Man

When life gives you lemons, make applesauce. -Angelica Pickles

G-Man

"I used to be obsessed with a tv show about people acting like jackasses. I think it was called dumbass" - Earl Hickey

gmanvsfreeman
Re: Worst movies....ever

I read the book and loved it. The movie didn't do a good job of book to movie transition but it was pretty good nonetheless.

G-Man

When life gives you lemons, make applesauce. -Angelica Pickles

G-Man

"I used to be obsessed with a tv show about people acting like jackasses. I think it was called dumbass" - Earl Hickey

gmanvsfreeman
Re: Worst movies....ever

I thought it might be interesting, but I now know I was wrong. The Love Guru might be the same.

G-Man

When life gives you lemons, make applesauce. -Angelica Pickles

G-Man

"I used to be obsessed with a tv show about people acting like jackasses. I think it was called dumbass" - Earl Hickey

gmanvsfreeman
Re: Worst movies....ever

G-Man

When life gives you lemons, make applesauce. -Angelica Pickles

G-Man

"I used to be obsessed with a tv show about people acting like jackasses. I think it was called dumbass" - Earl Hickey

Twowire
Re: Worst movies....ever

 Whats wrong with a little foot fetish! :p

“Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!


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. Honored recipient of the 2009 "Iron Man" Award.
*Member of the Wolfpack* Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Thrice Over!

sMUTgREMLIN
Re: Worst movies....ever

 sorry but I missed the boat on that one. watched a couple of episodes and said to myself, "self, these parents ought to be executed" at the very least arrested, and put in the stockade in the pubic square so that all may throw rotten Tomatoes at them.

Assassins do it from behind

 

Assassins do it from behind

sMUTgREMLIN
Re: Worst movies....ever

 Freds a swinger from way back

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Assassins do it from behind

Gmork
Re: Worst movies....ever

 paid to see this in the cinema.  When the bunch of us who went to see it realized just what a B-movie it was, it turned into MST3K.  Every time the camera angle went to the snake's perspective we should shout "SNAKE VISION"!!

 

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sMUTgREMLIN
Re: Worst movies....ever

 that show was the shiznit! i have all of them on dvd, never laughed so hard. too bad its over, ive seen a couple of "fanfic" type shows, but it wasn't the same

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Assassins do it from behind

Gmork
Re: Worst movies....ever

 I actually joined their fan club at the height of their popularity.  I never missed an episode..until they got the new guy

 

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sMUTgREMLIN
Re: Worst movies....ever

 the show was fucking hilarious.

MST3k fact: the first guy, Joel Robinson was actually the series creator Joel Hodgson, and his replacement Mike Nelson was the head writer for the show.

More Shadowrama!

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Assassins do it from behind

n8man
Re: Worst movies....ever

Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.

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Scott
Re: Worst movies....ever
Fuck me, hands-down this is the worst piece of crap ever. It's almost as bad as Highlander 2, but at least Highlander 2 was only 90 minutes long. Andromeda was four hours of please-stick-broken-glass-in-my-eyes misery. I'd tell you to watch it to see just how bad it is, but that would be like me telling you to strap a t-bone to your junk and walk into a pack of rabid wolves -- there's some things you just don't do.
sMUTgREMLIN
Re: Worst movies....ever

 having read Michael Crichton's original (a good book but not his best) I cant believe how much they butchered this. they took out some of the best parts of the book and inserted HUGE piles of Hutchinsss with little kernals of Rossi in it.

and wow..Highlander 2 "The Quickening" wasnt quick enough for me either. too bad there can be only one....level of hell we can stick the guy that made that movie.

 

oh and P.S. that tbone and wolves thing... that would be cool in a movie why dont we ever get to see that shit? huh?? my vote for that treatment?? the Gay army guy that Rick Schroeder played in andromeda strain. there are 2x4's at my local Home Depot that act less wooden than him. I hope he dreams of silver spoons and this movie....every night forever

Assassins do it from behind

 

Assassins do it from behind

n8man
Re: Worst movies....ever

Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.

Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.

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