BigJohn
Virtual Bar Fight!

Ok, so athanas and I are taking this brawl to the next virtual level. The plan is for us to do a century - that's 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes for world dominance. Or, at the very least, temporary blissful inebriation.

SO! We need to pick a day and time so that we can meet here in the chat room and start the hour-and-a-half of celebration! I'm ok with doing this on a weeknight, but it might be easier on a weekend. It's approximatly 9 bottles of beer.

Who's in, and when? Spectators/hecklers are welcome!

BigJohn

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Insignificant_Blood_Splatter
Re: Virtual Bar Fight!

Now that sounds fun. :P

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athanas
Re: Virtual Bar Fight!

though I *suppose* I could bring myself to drink beer on a school night if I must.
This weekend is a bust for me as I've got dinner plans on Friday and another move I have to help with followed by a lacrosse game to go check out Saturday night.

Next Friday, again I have dinner plans, but I reckon Saturday the 6th is free.

But I also leave it up to the availability of other junkies as it would be much more fun with an audience and not just two weird fuckers drinking lots of beer.

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BigJohn
Re: Virtual Bar Fight!

"lax" = lacrosse. >TWEEE!!< penalty flag is thrown! 5 yards for haiku-abuse!

I would love to do it with video chat, but sadly i have no such technology.

I'll have to check my calendar for the 6th, but I will also check my weeknight availability.

BigJohn

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Jayguana
Re: Virtual Bar Fight!

Booze and brawling, nothing could be better!

 

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athanas
Re: Virtual Bar Fight!

"lax" is used quite often, even in spoken word, as an abb. for "lacrosse".  Feel free to look it up.

I would do, but I think my web came is somehwere buried in the garage right now and have no clue as to where to even begin digging for it.

We'll have to use the honor system, but I'm ok with that.

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BigJohn
Re: Virtual Bar Fight!

and not just the "ex" kind HAHAHAHA. Right. Anyway, I'll give you "lax" but Boosh? Really? Hmm. ok.

BigJohn

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athanas
Re: Virtual Bar Fight!

it's all done on the exhale.
Plus, if you can find a way to get two syllables out of it, I'm dubbing you Rosetta.

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BigJohn
Re: Virtual Bar Fight!

That the 6th is out for me. Looks like it might have to be a weeknight after all. Unless you want to wait until Spring.

BigJohn

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athanas
Re: Virtual Bar Fight!

So a weeknight it is. 
We'll see if we can get anybody else to join us that night.

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Beth_Ailis
Re: Virtual Bar Fight!

I think a webcam is clearly in order -- they're only about $20..And I would request John wear the pirate hat and 'stach. Avast!

Please publish date and time, I don't think I'll do 100 shots, but I ahve been known to put away a few beers.

Might I suggest the next round of the battle be Shakepearean-style insults? Thou errant fen-sucked varlot! Thou vain rampallian puttock!

Or for those old enough to remember, Yo Mama jokes? Yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry. Yo momma's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

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BigJohn
Re: Virtual Bar Fight!

I think the logistics of trying to put together a video version would be too great to surmount in the short time frame we're thinking. Besides, it could let us aspire to a more epic-er battle later!

I kinda started out not so shakespearean, but sortof Olde English in a tame kind of way. I'm wont to fall back into that behavior without much egging, though! I had not wanted to do Yo Mama, only cuz I don't know any and I'd hate for the whole thing to degrade into an internet copy-and-paste exercise.

BigJohn

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richno3
Re: Virtual Bar Fight!

week night or weekend, no matter,there is always time for beer. So 100 shots equal out to be how many beers?

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Belladonna420
Re: Virtual Bar Fight!

This weekend is bad for me too.  Maybe we can start in the late afternoon on Sunday so there's a little more time to recoup before the work week starts....  Just a suggestion....

Oh, and I have a vidcam so I'm up for that as well!

 

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Gmork
Re: Virtual Bar Fight!

Don't care what date it is...I'll rearrange my schedule for this!!!
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athanas
Re: Virtual Bar Fight!

that you're our first offical groupie in this slugfest Big John and I are in?

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athanas
Re: Virtual Bar Fight!

I was planning on doing some housework Sunday, but I suppose being single I can allow it to wait a few more days. :-p
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athanas
Re: Virtual Bar Fight!

if memory serves.  It's been awhile since I've done one.

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Gmork
Re: Virtual Bar Fight!

I loves me a good fight and you and BigJohn have totally turned me into you biggest fan and cheerleaderLaughing
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BigJohn
Re: Virtual Bar Fight!

approx. 1 oz. per shot, 12 oz. per can/bottle. However, Guinness is in 11.2 oz. bottles, so for 12-oz beer, it's 8 and a portion; for Guinness bottles it should be 9 and a portion.

BigJohn

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BigJohn
Re: Virtual Bar Fight!

But i'll be able to confirm tomorrow. I might be playing in a tournament; if i can't get a team together, then sunday would be great. If I end up playing, how does Tuesday grab everyone?

BigJohn

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BigJohn
Re: Virtual Bar Fight!

So who's going to recruit the FDO?

BigJohn

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OJ_Mathis_Wrenn
Re: Virtual Bar Fight!

*runs through the bar fight naked*

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Belladonna420
Re: Virtual Bar Fight!

more like a half-naked (sometimes more) stalker! LOL!!!

 

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Belladonna420
Re: Virtual Bar Fight!

should work for me if Sunday doesn't work out.

 

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Belladonna420
Re: Virtual Bar Fight!

So he'll know all about it!

So here's your official invite FDO!  Join us for a few beers???

 

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