Beer only this time around...

Richno3.......out

"And the apes had their fingers in their noses.  This can still be seen in a certain few of their descendants today." 

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MC; CA; Member of the Wolf Pack; UNdead Jester and Love Slave of the UNdead Grave Mother

If I had just walked into this thread, completely clueless as to what it was all about, I think I'd just slowly back out as well.
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**jerks a thumb to his inferior opponent**

He won't.
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But this shit is war, to me.  I take no joy in plotting the systematic demise of my enemy at the hands of hops and barley, only the knowledge that walking away victorious means there’s one less battle I have down the road, and another notch on my whoop-ass stick.

I’ve got nothing to hide.  I also don’t stay in seedy hotels that have animal print robes that I’m sure are covered in semen on a multi-ethnic scale while sleeping blissfully in a bed that’s sheets crackle every time I turn over; I leave that business to you, sir, as you seem content on posting pictures of yourself in such activity.

Again, you paint the perfect attack plan against you.  You’re not focusing on your opponent; you still can’t get over that orange getting the best of you and it shows.  This is about you and I, but for some reason, you want to turn it into a threeway with a citrus fruit…which, I suppose is OK as at the end of the day, you’re going to get fucked by both of us if you continue with your current line of attack.

So, are you saying you can’t take 120 shots of beer and still get it up?  I feel sorry for your missus.

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If anything, I would have had the monkey get your attention, snuck up on you, then kicked you in the dingus with a flaming boot.

Then stole your wallet.
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I have no intention of losing this contest.
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The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

I need to go curl up in a fetal position and cry now.

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The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

Cause Kid Gloves and VBF I was what got me really into you guys when I first got here!

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The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

I will love both the triumphant winner and the sad, pathetic loser crying in the corner! 

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The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

Then I found Kid Gloves and Virtual Bar Fight (the first one) and showed up in the chat room.  The rest...is history!

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The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

Not as much fun as the actual event, but a nice warm-up!  Do you think we can get John and Athanas to practice bitch-slapping each other on the trial run for our amusement, or are they going to play nice while we work out the fine details?

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The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

But that's cuz you like to lead with your ass.

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

Um, you're welcome?

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

PUHLEAZE stop jerking your hand in my direction. Yes, I have a nice ass. Yes, I have a winning smile, and No, I don't have this unshakeable simian infesting me with fleas, mites and diaper rash. But all of the Win that is me is for the ladies.

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

Seriously - what would my life be like without all of you???

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The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

Believe me, that's one mistake I regret to this day. Close to the time when I banged your mother and told her, "oh...yeah. no, it didn't break. We're all good. Keep the change." We all have our regrets.

I assure you, when it comes down to go-time, All of my attention will be focused on you and only you. And the audience. Well, and the timer. And the path to the fridge. And the bartowel with shot glasses. Can you hear my focus? It boggles the synapses.

I'm just worried that I'll still be thirsty at the end. Maybe I can have some of your leftovers, since you'll be sleeping quietly, as your body releases all of its fluid as drool, tears, piss and vomit. Just kindly store your beers out of the seepage zone, if you please. Be a considerate loser by planning ahead. That's a good boy.

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

I have a twinbox, remember???? 
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Head Biker Babe of the Chang Bangers Bike Club, Dead Sexy Dealer, The Juicer & Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren
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but no thanks! 
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Head Biker Babe of the Chang Bangers Bike Club, Dead Sexy Dealer, The Juicer & Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren
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