being arrested and being convicted are two completely different things. It's not my fault all the witnesses disappeared into that lake. If they miss their chance to testify, the accused go free. There are no blots on my record, sir.

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

I'm gonna teach you what prison taught me.
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Well, ok.

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

Anything that wraps itself around is a she.

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

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Seeing John puke on camera.

Comedy gold, I tells ya.
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and god have mercy on your soul if you ran a black light through the room.
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So you can all enjoy the full audio/visual experience.

What am I saying?! Puke from drinking beer? I don't think I've ever done that! Why would I start now?

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

do our trial run!
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Very nice work Del!!

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The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

I missed a crapload of stuff on this thread too while I was on vacation.  Just read through it all and laughed my ass off.  I'm with Kali on the Kid Gloves. 

I'm all caught up now and more excited than ever!!  (And uber-thanks Athanas - something special sent your way). 

So......WHEN??????

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The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

Isn't it in the thread header post?

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

Didn't see anything about what time we all got to watch the orange take you down!!    I mean, I'm all excited for the beer and the drinking and the possible and probable consequences of all the fun that will be; but I saw something in these comments about the orange and I don't want to miss that part! 

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The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

On one hand, it takes a real man to be able to pull off that look without appearing... well... either like a fem or a total nut-job.

On the other hand, were they supplied by the hotel or left by the previous tenants? And if the latter, who the hell was the freak who actually bought and wore those things???

So either John totally just earned his "Centurion" title... or we need to re-do his logo to dub him the "Exalted Diva"...

I'm gonna lean to the conservative side and just say, "Well played, Über Gigolo... well played! Rock on with your bad self!"

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Confirmed by Mrs. Bigjohn, who upon seeing the photos said, "Oh yeah. Those were there last time we stayed there."

Apparently I never looked in the closet.

And I'm so sorry I ever did this time.

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

Cuz I'm looking right at it.

Don't strain so hard that you burn your dinner, though. If you really can't find it, I'm sure someone else will be less of an ass and just tell you.

edit: Motherfuckin 10,000 CH post. Awww yeah.

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

It kind of reminds me of the movie Dr. Detroit... for that, I think it's worth it...

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You're looking at the orange right now??  Man, that's some serious Zen shit right there.  C'mon BigJohn, I know you can do it this time!  And just for you I guess I can stick out the whole VBF to watch. 

(yes, you will never live down the orange!)

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The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

mean you're backing Team Athanas?
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Can't wait for the rematch! Best of luck to all the participants. What's your training regimen going to be?

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There is something to be said for a man who recognizes true talent and genius.  (Or at least is smart enough to lie about it!) 

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The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

Del's pox on the Sox seems to be working out in their favor!  They're in 1st place right now!!  GO SOX!!! 
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Just think of all the enjoyment those robes have brought us!!  And by *us*, I don't necessarily mean you!  LOL!!!
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I'm afraid that's not on the agenda. That's part of Junkie*Con 2K11 (2J11)?

Why do i never get the credit for when I defeat the orange?!

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

A trial run is definitely called for...
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