That's the White SOX...  S. O. X. !!!

Did you do that just to ruffle my feathers or what?!?
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that way it'll be up and good to go by the time you stumble to it.
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But this above post pretty much shows the world how far your head is up your ass, Giovanni. 
Thanks for doing my job for me, numbnuts. :-D
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If you can tell me what a sox is.

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

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and puppies.  Definitely puppies.
He's a mean, mean man.
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I will not even consider it. Besides, they're American League. That's not even real baseball.

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

I have nothing against Colorado. I lived there myself, once. Beautiful place. Except for the stain that is athanas, which blights the scenery.

Other than that, i love it.

And puppies. I love puppies.

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

Funny what excites us, huh??? 
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that just because there are pics, it doesn't mean anything happened.

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

I'm using to you not making sense, but this is a new one, even for you.
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can't assist, I'll be more than happy to! 
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What's next...flox of birds? A pair of jox? A ship at the dox? Ladies in frox? Men with big ...oh, sorry Coxy :)
A pox on the Sox for their crimes against the English language.
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~Book nerd, boozehound, gamer, slapper, sandgroper, accident waiting to happen~
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...instead of running from the room in fear and filing restraining orders and the like.
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And I think we all know how THAT turned out.

No, you have many snowed, sir, but I am not one of them.  I know of your stint as a dog catcher from 1998-2001 and the horrors you inflicted on those poor, poor animals as some form of self gratification.

Get professional help.

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I'm not fallin' for that. :-p
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What a gigolo!!  HOT huh??? 

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...hmmp.
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Awesomesauce!

• Proud Member of GirlCo, Evil Incarnate, Member of the Gutter Sistren, and Pastry Princess

Martha?!  Martha Stewart?  Is that you?  

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MC; CA; Member of the Wolf Pack; UNdead Jester and Love Slave of the UNdead Grave Mother

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I mean…ok.  I could see someone owning *one* of those robes.  I, myself, have a friend who busts out a leopard print fez at random intervals (normally when alcohol is involved,) but having a leopard print robe and zebra print robe?  That’s just weird.

And the weird thing isn’t owning them; the weird thing is that in those pictures I do not see a big-ass purple hat with a giant peacock feather,  nor do I see his fingers decked out with the necessary bling where it would be OK to own those robes.

Hell, I’d take a ho on his speed dial named “Buttercup” or “Suphondalicious”, but to not have ANY of that to go with those?  Blasphemy.

And that’s why he’s just flat out fuckin’ weird.

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why are you so interested in the doings of my anus? I gotta say, this is just getting weird.

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

Ok, so I'm proud do say the only fancy robe I own is adorned with kick-ass looking japanese characters. Alas, she is not silk, but she'll do in a pinch.

The godawful monstrosities you see above are in fact, the HOTEL-SUPPLIED robes at the hotel I stayed at last night for the SF Sigler signing.

You can no doubt imagine my surprise when I opened the closet door to find those two beasties lurking in the shadows. I snapped a pic to show bella, and the twitter gals heckling (and a fair amount of Guinness) helped convince me to actually pose in them. I honestly thought I saw milk flying out of Kali's nose when she saw the pics.

These things would make underwear made of glass shards comfortable. It was like wearing heavy heavy woolen drapes. I immediately disrobed (ha!) and took a shower to wash the idea out of existence.

So worry not, my worthless foe, these two fashion mistakes were left 100 miles behind. I claim no ownershipe, past, present or future. If you like, I'd be happy to airmail them to you for safe keeping.

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.