I watched an episode of some medical EMT response calls and one of them was a guy would had to much to drink. He'd thought it would be a good Idea to remove the cover off the suction intake and stick his winker in it and became immediately stuck. How embarrassing would that be?

“I can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”

Brings back memories of my awkward teenage years.  Standing in front of the mirror and popping that one painful little zit that just wouldn't go away

“I can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”

Hell yeah. It's definitely up there with the list of quality shows that got cancelled due to poor ratings (eg Firefly, Jericho). The Blood series is well worth reading too. The TV series has a few episodes devoted to adapting novel story arcs, but they wind up going completely different directions.

* Podiobooks.com , the future of digitally distributed novels! *

 
* Podiobooks.com , the future of digitally distributed novels! *

But what about JP's? 

."No Bounce,

...No Play"...

ROFL. I'd hate to be the EMT guy that had to get it unstuck.

G-Man

Yeah, mind-bottling. You know, when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle? - Chazz Micheal Micheals

Once the EMT's figured out what was he had done they had to go turn off the jacuzzi so he could remove himself from the suction port. He claimed boredom, alcohol and horniness go him into the predickament (heh heh little word play). Needless to say he was very, very embarrassed. If I remember right he had to go to the hospital to have his member checked due to the extreme suction placed on it!

“I can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”

I hope I never get that bored, drunk or horny! 

..No Bounce..

...No Play...

G-Man

"Why didn't you stay in the car?"

"It's never safe in the car!"

to stick yourself in a jacuzzi, then have to call the EMTs and then get your stupidity get checked out at the hospital.

G-Man

"Why didn't you stay in the car?"

"It's never safe in the car!"

his first name is Pieter
#1
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/

And I have 2 kids.

Not hard to figure out, I know

• These gathering hosts of loyal junkies, under the command of the great SCOTT

 you're making me and my shiny teeth blush

I am a yak. One that can use the internet. No, seriously.

I don't really know when it started, but some of my friends call me yak, and I've just sort of ran with it.

-You thought triangles were bad under your skin. Well, try a yak.-

First name, last initial.   I was half asleep when I set up my profile, otherwise, I would be Knibblet.
And Knibblet is a Highlander thing.  I'm a charter member of the Methos Harem.  My official title is "Nape Nibbler". Since I'm slightly evil, I deserve the "K".
K+Nibbler = Knibblet
Tastes Like Chicken

jacked it from frisky dingo, if you havent already check it out

All your bad and all your good theyd kill eachother if they could- GWAR

pepper was appropriately named. she and i got know each other over several months. she knew i took no shit off of her, yet she still tried to stomp my toes everytime i unsaddled her and wiped her down to be put up, she got an elbo in the ribs more than once.... but lord, she was fun to ride and very responsive (i rode english)
#2
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/

 I had a horse named Dandy. He would let us kids ride him but if my Father or any other adult would get on him he would run them under trees and through bushes. Needless to say we loved him. Cant say the same for Dad or the other adults! Man treed, I am starting to feel like a stalker! But you must believe me when I say I am not following you around on purpose. Hehehe! (evil little snicker!)

“I can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”

if they don't press charges! 

..No Bounce..

...No Play...

 He surely wouldnt press charges against a fellow stalker, Uh, I mean Junkie Dont we? :)

“I can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”

I don't want him pressing anything against me!

..No Bounce..

...No Play...