Ok... here goes... please try to keep up...

Scott: According to Urban dictionary, "pronounced: (SK-OT) Usually found surrounded by a group of girls but can sometimes be found laying back and reading a book. Always there when you need someone to talk and can easily make you laugh. Friends always come first for Scott." Why yes... yes they do... plenty of satisfied customers... please take a number and I'll get to you in due time.

E: A fantastic letter from the alphabet. Can be used in a variety of purposes... as a letter, as a vitamin, a totally mind-blowing drug, and as a shout of joy (i.e. EEEEEeeeee!!!)

Pond: Again, according to Urban dictionary, "To pond - to have sexual intercourse with someone affectionately." Hey, I'm a pretty affectionate individual... so what the hell!

Put them all together, and you get a sexually affectionate friend who always make his closest friends come first as they scream, "EEEEEeeeeee!"... you know, a ScottEPond.

Oh yeah, and it also happens to be my name... what a friggin' coincidence!

-Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 - Bigger, better, stronger... and with improved green goo!

and I laugh at sounds only I can hear.

Loudly!

my name comes from the chorus of "A perfect day to die" by the Detroit band The Transfer. It was the song at the end of every episode of The Rookie and Nocturnal, both of which I have listened to start-to-finish at least six or seven times now, because I'm weird and obsess over things like that... plus they're some of the best damn stories I've ever heard / read.

**Conjunction Junction, what's your function? No seriously, I slept through grammar class, so I have no idea what you do.**

an alternative title for "Psychologist." Love it!

**Conjunction Junction, what's your function? No seriously, I slept through grammar class, so I have no idea what you do.**

and you don't look anything like him. Unless you're talking about that other Kevin.

**Conjunction Junction, what's your function? No seriously, I slept through grammar class, so I have no idea what you do.**

"Cox and Lil' Nutsack, what a package!"

**Conjunction Junction, what's your function? No seriously, I slept through grammar class, so I have no idea what you do.**

Whatever in the world could that mean? (wink wink) I have to disagree though, if you don't kow what "420" means, you really should find out... just make sure you have a bag of Doritos and a big thing of water handy, 'cause you're gonna need them.

**Conjunction Junction, what's your function? No seriously, I slept through grammar class, so I have no idea what you do.**

**Conjunction Junction, what's your function? No seriously, I slept through grammar class, so I have no idea what you do.**

Now where *is* my bag of Doritos???

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Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

Jayguana

LOVE the Avatar, btw!

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Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

I used to work for the railroad as a freight conductor before I was hurt. So thus the name that still lingers on. And because I can't think of another good one that I can remember for shit..........Grin, laugh!

Ever been forked?

I ran across that GIF a few days ago & thought it was just too trippy to pass up.

**Conjunction Junction, what's your function? No seriously, I slept through grammar class, so I have no idea what you do.**

and invoked a google search for "animages gif avatars" from my browser, believe it or not.  And then I quickly realized that you already have the coolest one so I should just stop looking.

I went through a bad patch a few years ago - bad job, worse boyfriend, couldn't see any light at the end of a very long tunnel.  My family would talk about my "black cloud of despair" -the one they claimed followed me everywhere.  I would reply - only half joking - "ain't it beautiful?"  Hense - beautifuldespair

Life doesn't suck anymore - but the retarded name is a reminder of what I survived.  Besdies, I'm so use to using it everywhere anyway, I see no reason to change now. 

I used to own and blog at texpundit.com ...and, of course, the "tex" part stands for Texas. :)

-MJ
-1 is the square root of all evil.

Like with a real fork?  Um... no.  Why do you ask?

Doc

without 420, 421 would be just another "number".

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Head Coach

Wabash Wolfpack

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*The Juicer*, Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

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Because "Geek Pig" or "Nerd Pig" just doesn't have the same ring to it... and, after I retired, AColoradoCop just didn't work for me anymore and being called by my work nickname, Algae (a play on my last name and initials) was far to complex.

Thus you have Wired Pig, the one and only. 

Wired Pig
Chief of Secret Police - Guess its not 'secret' anymore...
Married, again, with 5 daughters... Scott has NO idea what true horror is.
Twitter: http://twitter.com/WiredPig / Blog: http://blog.wiredpig.us

Is from one of my favourite lines in the Malleus Maleficarum.

"What else is woman but a foe to friendship, an unescapable punishment, a necessary evil, a natural temptation, a desirable calamity, a domestic danger, a delectable detriment, an evil of nature, painted with fair colours!"

Rather alarmingly this has been my name for some many years and stemmed from trying to be imaginitive when naming my World of Warcraft Rogue with a name that best represented sneakiness stealth and a use of poison as a way of taking out a target... warped as my mind is I came up with Rohi Pnol which is a kinda phoenetic version of Rohypnol which is the brand name for the drug that is used for your drug induced date and dash! I'm sorry.

NB I wish to clarify that I have never adopted this technique as a way of securing nocturnal company

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 Pusher, Poet and Pet Protector

...apropos, considering the company here.
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Gmork - Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner

and i prefere being the jersey devil for xbox and my other things like twitter myspace excetra and i have a bad memory so i can remember this , and it has nothing to do with the stupid stereotypes of my home state besides the crooked government and inane reality tv shows god i hate those

You only use that technique for securing diurnal company?

Doc