My background is in the Electrial/Electronics field.  There was a joke that pertained to an electrician that would screw things up if he was working with more than two wires at a time. My trainer and his cohorts gave me the nickname and its stuck with me the last 16 yrs. I do have an electricians joke I can share with you. 

Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?

A Blonde Electrician!

“Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!”

"In remission for 34 days. YeeHaw!"

There was a video game that came out in 98, I believe called half-life and the main character was named gordan freeman. After the seeing a man in a grey suit throughout the game, you meet the man who offers you a job. 6 years later the sequal comes out. You get woken up by the same mysterious man nicknamed "G-Man". not too long after many people wondered, me included, if they would have a face off eventually, hence the username gmanvsfreeman.

G-Man

When life gives you lemons, make applesauce. -Angelica Pickles

Favorite D+D character from when I was a kid.

 
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hell if it taste like chicken,bring me chicken!

                                                    rodney carigton

It used in a phrase such as "Are you feeling lucky tonight, Sparky?"

“Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!”

Simple because I think people spend too much time worring over trivial things and we should just relax and enjoy life.

"Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler

It was originally my xbox live gamertag. I kept it because it was original

GO OSU!

if you haven't figured out my name.... damn what's wrong with you?
and no, it has nothing to do with TREES!Geeeeezzzzz US!

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It is because your wife cornered you in a tree and wouldn't let you down until you said Yes!!!!!!

"Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler

damn woman, *shakes me head*
lol
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you to feel like you were teaching your students!!!!!!!!

"Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler

I have one of those reverse nicknames. 

In college I worked at the co-op and I happened to be the only employee who was'nt african-american, over 200 lbs, and knocked flat on every pick in every basketball game we played.

So after my first semester, I was offically renamed to "Big ED" by every employee at the store.  Other friends heard this name used on the p.a. at work and it's stuck ever since.

I secretly use to seethe when people insisted on calling me that after I'd protested. I can't say it's the name I would've chosen, but it's mine and  it could be much worse.

my first guess was funnier but I say first initial and then last name.  T. Reed.  Now, I know that's right.  50 CHs for me!!!!!

"Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler

I knew that one.

G-Man

When life gives you lemons, make applesauce. -Angelica Pickles

well, i figured you knew, i just went for the joke.
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OJ's should know this
BTW, Tee Morris and I have the same first name, I, however, actually use mine
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Second guess....Titwilly 

"In remission for 35 days. YeeHaw!"

Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.

 on mIRC I used to run a movie fserve, but I would constantly get spammed with nasty pr0n (bestiality, C&B torture, you name it, it found its way into my server) so I started playing with a couple of trojans that you could hide in the spaces between pixels, and infecting the assholes that would send them too me with some fun viruses,so some of my hacker buddies started calling me sMUTgREMLIN, and at the time, as mentioned in another post, my nick was fnord. that got too tiresome from explaining it to n00135, and I kinda liked the new name I was given so Voila! I am now THE sMUTgREMLIN

or smutty. but I like the full name better

Assassins do it from behind

Whilst thy mind fails to understand the reason for thine preferance, from this day forward, thou shall be referred to and called out by the name of "Jo thou". As thou wishes.

"In remission for 35 days. YeeHaw!"

the pr0n senders got what was coming to them.

G-Man

When life gives you lemons, make applesauce. -Angelica Pickles

I was laughing so hard I couldn't breath!!!!!  Wolf you are so witty!!!!

"Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler