To get the ball rolling this is my addition:
Did you here about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field.
If you read that, sighed and sort of half-laughed with your head in your hands then congratulations, you get the point of this thread! I have loads more by the way
Captain Picard: Mister Crusher SHUT UP! Doctor, get this child off my bridge.
Mal: Well lady, I must say......you're my kinda stupid UFS