To get the ball rolling this is my addition:
Did you here about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field.
If you read that, sighed and sort of half-laughed with your head in your hands then congratulations, you get the point of this thread! I have loads more by the way
Captain Picard: Mister Crusher SHUT UP! Doctor, get this child off my bridge.
Mal: Well lady, I must say......you're my kinda stupid UFS
A priest and a rabbi were sitting together on a train and got to talking. After a while the priest enquired whether the rabbi had ever broken the khosher laws. The rabbi admitted that as a young man he had rebelled a little, and enjoyed bacon sandwiches from time to time, but that he had grown out of such foolishness and now lived by the tennets of his religion.
The rabbi then asked the priest whether he had ever borken any of his priestly vows. The priest paused, and confessed that as a very young priest, just out of seminary, he had been tempted, and had indulged in relations with a woman, but that he had repented and had remained celibate ever since.
The old rabbi paused for a moment in contemplation and then remarked "It's better than bacon, isn't it?!
What have you done today to make you feel proud?
What have you done today to make you feel proud?
Managed to post the same terrible joke twice. Move along, junkies, nothing to see here...
What have you done today to make you feel proud?
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