Here, I'll change the pace a bit...
So a man walks into a vets office carrying his dog, and is rushed into an examination room. The vet comes in after the examination, sighs, and looks at the owner sternly and says, "Sir, I'm afraid to inform you that your dog is dead."
Well the owner isn't satisfied, and wants a second opinion, so the vet brings in a cat. The cat comes in, looks at the dog, turns around, and leaves. The vet then says, " Sir, the cat thinks your dog is dead too."
Even after that, the owner is still not satisfied, and wants yet another opinion, so the vet brings in a Labrador Retriever. It looks at the other dog closely, sniffs it 3 times, barks, then leaves. The Vet says, " I'm sorry, but Rover says your dog is dead."
So the owner finally decides to trust what the vet says and goes to pay the bill, but when he looks at it it is for $1000.
"$1000!?!" The Owner blurts out in anger, "To tell me my dog died!?!"
The Vet looks at the owner and says, "Well I was only going to charge you $80 for the visit, but had to include the CAT scan, and the Lab results."
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes