The beans have an obnoxious effect on here, then she finds true love and the day before her marriage decides she will never again eat her beloved baked beans so as to not offend her love. They marry and are happy as can be.
On their first wedding anniversary he calls her at work and askes if she would take her time coming home from work becasue he has a special surprise waiting for her which excites her greatly. When she gets off work she wonders around and out of the blue from a little diner comes the irrestible smell of baked bean. She tells herself I'll just have a taste, I have to take my time going home and the effects will have worn off by then so she goes in and winds up eating 2 full bowls. As she's walking home she thinks, wow no effects at all, this is awesome.
When she arrives at home her husband blindfolds her and takes her to the dining room, seating her at the table and explains he has to return to the kitchen and finish the dinner, DO NOT REMOVE THE BLINDFOLD.
As she sits there the pressure begins to build and she thinks, it's ok I'm alone. She raises one dainty butt check and lets it fly, horrified by the smell she takes the napkin from her lap and fans like crazy. Whew close call she thought then it hit again, she fans like mad, then again it happens, each time louder and smeller than before, fanning like crazy each time. Finally her husband comes in the smell of delicous food with him, he places the dishes on the table and sits beside her.
Take off the blindfold my love and enjoy, as she did she saw both sets of parents, the Vicar, and all their closest friends!
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