~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

• King Of UNdead for Sigler

*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*

UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler. Pusher twice over. Proud Member of the Wolf Pack!

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I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

Proud Member of the Wolf Pack

Now that is funny!

Proud member of GirlCo!

The beans have an obnoxious effect on here, then she finds true love and the day before her marriage decides she will never again eat her beloved baked beans so as to not offend her love.  They marry and are happy as can be.

On their first wedding anniversary he calls her at work and askes if she would take her time coming home from work becasue he has a special surprise waiting for her which excites her greatly.  When she gets off work she wonders around and out of the blue from a little diner comes the irrestible smell of baked bean.  She tells herself I'll just have a taste, I have to take my time going home and the effects will  have worn off by then so she goes in and winds up eating 2 full bowls.  As she's walking home she thinks, wow no effects at all, this is awesome.

When she arrives at home her husband blindfolds her and takes her to the dining room, seating her at the table and explains he has to return to the kitchen and finish the dinner, DO NOT REMOVE THE BLINDFOLD.

As she sits there the pressure begins to build and she thinks, it's ok I'm alone. She raises one dainty butt check and lets it fly, horrified by the smell she takes the napkin from her lap and fans like crazy.  Whew close call she thought then it hit again, she fans like mad, then again it happens, each time louder and smeller than before, fanning like crazy each time.  Finally her husband comes in the smell of delicous food with him, he places the dishes on the table and sits beside her.

Take off the blindfold my love and enjoy, as she did she saw both sets of parents, the Vicar, and all their closest friends! 

Proud member of GirlCo!

An over the road driver's 4 year old son asked if he could go on the road with his Dad for a couple weeks and was delighted when the answer was yes.  Two weeks later he's home and the father goes back on the road and he asks his mother can he go outside to play and can he please have some M&M's which she gives him.

The Mom is standing at the sink washing dishes and watching the boy through the window and he's peddling his big wheel as fast as he could, then pause and pop a couple M&M's in his mouth, chase the cat and bite it!  After watching this go on for 15 minutes the mother goes outside and says SON, WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?

The boy pauses in his routine and says I'm playing truck driver Mom, I'm driving like hell, popping pills and eating pussy!

Ok that's bad I know....

Proud member of GirlCo!

Q: How do you spell the sound of a fart?

A: R.E.L.I.E.F.!!! 

(HM & UNdead Warlord)

"SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

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"SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

• King Of UNdead for Sigler

Dewd! You should see a doctor about that! 

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And Friend of MuchAdo!

opposite...lol

(HM & UNdead Warlord)  

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"SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK

they got into the batmobile?

Answer: "Robin, get in the batmobile."

hahaha but i'm probably the only one who's so deeply amused by this

Here's a joke for maths nerds!

What do you get if you cross a mountain with an elephant? |elephant|*|mountain|sin(theta)

And yes. That was a tumbleweed you saw go by

Captain Picard: Mister Crusher SHUT UP! Doctor, get this child off my bridge.

Mal: Well lady, I must say......you're my kinda stupid  UFS