To get the ball rolling this is my addition:
Did you here about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field.
If you read that, sighed and sort of half-laughed with your head in your hands then congratulations, you get the point of this thread! I have loads more by the way
Captain Picard: Mister Crusher SHUT UP! Doctor, get this child off my bridge.
Mal: Well lady, I must say......you're my kinda stupid UFS
JUSTIN
"SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK
HM-THE ROOKIE
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"SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK
Thanks you can keep the tip.
"SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK
HM-THE ROOKIE
[flickr-photo:id=3718433600,size=m] Undead WARLORD
"SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK
psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one but the the bulb has to want to change.
Whats this I hear about you kicking my ass?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs buried in a pile of leaves?
Russel
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a kitchen trash bag?
One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. The other's a trash bag.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door?
Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
Bob
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs next to a wall?
Ilene
what do you call a cow with no legs??
ground beef
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the NEW Chief of SFPD
http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/the-book/press
http://www.pgholyfield.com/ma
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The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!
a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?
Sparky!
"SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK
HM-THE ROOKIE
[flickr-photo:id=3718433600,size=m] Undead WARLORD
"SHIT adds up at the bottom!" ~ JMK
KISS'd by Sigler. Honored recipient of the 2009 "Iron Man" Award.
*Member of the Wolfpack* Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Thrice Over!
KISS'd by Sigler. Honored recipient of the 2009 "Iron Man" Award.
*Member of the Wolfpack* Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Thrice Over!
too funny.
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I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.
Whats Green , Fuzzy , Has four leggs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill u
a pool table
~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`
what do you call a Japanese girl with no arms and no legs next to a wall
Irene
what do you call a girl with a wooden leg?
Peg
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I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.
put a mirror at the bottom of her pool.
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I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.
what do you call a cow who has had an abortion?
De-calf-inated
what do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef
what do you call a bull masterbating?
beef stroganoff
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I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.
a Rabbi, a Priest and a Midget walk into a bar and the bartender looks at them and says "what is this a joke?"
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I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.
"What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."
UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler.
KISS'd by Sigler. Honored recipient of the 2009 "Iron Man" Award.
*Member of the Wolfpack* Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Thrice Over!
it is funny that the last joke on my post is the same as your post. hehehe
now get your mind off that damn Beef Stroganoff. you are a riot Bro.
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I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.
"What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."
UNdead Advisor to the King Of UNdead for Sigler.
KISS'd by Sigler. Honored recipient of the 2009 "Iron Man" Award.
*Member of the Wolfpack* Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Thrice Over!
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