I took it for granted the lower wording was part of you sig. My mind went into hyper when seeing the cow jokes and the rest
is history. :) I'll try and make up for it.
A farmer takes his prize heifer to be bred by his neighbors registered bull. The other farmers not home but his oldest daughter is and has been told by her father to take the heifer out to the bull pen. Well the farmer walks his heifer into the pen with the bull and closes the gate. The bull mounts the heifer and start going to town. The farmer looks over to the pretty young lady, smiles and says "I would like to be getting some of that kind of action myself" and winks at the girl. The young lady smiles and says "If your feeling up to it go for it......after all its your heifer!"
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