aalangley6
Story written by us junkies
Okok... I've done this before on a forum and it was hilarios! We'll write a story, each person adding one word at a time. Just copy and paste the pre-existing story and add a word. feel free to add punctuation so we don't have a huge freakin jumble of words. Maybe Scott will read it on a podcast if it's good! I'll start with a few words to get it going: It was a dark night and the blood on the ground looked black in the poor light.
ogreoregon
Re: Story written by us junkies
It was a dark night and the blood on the ground looked black in the poor light. I reached out and caressed my hairy toe. Good, she thought the knife wasn't sharp enough to lacerate, but she was impatient. She needed it bad, she was going to have to do it eventually. The toe tasted kinda like fish...from Sushi Emporium, but she chewed as I cut the second toe off. Masturbation and diarrhoea, the usual kinky stuff, couldn't beat this! Police Sirens rang. "Shit, its the Blood Squad!" We stuffed the condoms with extra toes, and tied them to my belt. We ran to Hooters to get a meat grinder to grind up the toes for later use. "HURRY Fuck-face," She said, "They're
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
jtmanis
Re: Story written by us junkies
It was a dark night and the blood on the ground looked black in the poor light. I reached out and caressed my hairy toe. Good, she thought the knife wasn't sharp enough to lacerate, but she was impatient. She needed it bad, she was going to have to do it eventually. The toe tasted kinda like fish...from Sushi Emporium, but she chewed as I cut the second toe off. Masturbation and diarrhoea, the usual kinky stuff, couldn't beat this! Police Sirens rang. "Shit, its the Blood Squad!" We stuffed the condoms with extra toes, and tied them to my belt. We ran to Hooters to get a meat grinder to grind up the toes for later use. "HURRY Fuck-face," She said, "They're going to procrastinate
zaphodbblx
Re: Story written by us junkies
On December 11th, 2007 jtmanis says: It was a dark night and the blood on the ground looked black in the poor light. I reached out and caressed my hairy toe. Good, she thought the knife wasn't sharp enough to lacerate, but she was impatient. She needed it bad, she was going to have to do it eventually. The toe tasted kinda like fish...from Sushi Emporium, but she chewed as I cut the second toe off. Masturbation and diarrhoea, the usual kinky stuff, couldn't beat this! Police Sirens rang. "Shit, its the Blood Squad!" We stuffed the condoms with extra toes, and tied them to my belt. We ran to Hooters to get a meat grinder to grind up the toes for later use. "HURRY Fuck-face," She said, "They're going to procrastinate unless
quill
Re: Story written by us junkies
It was a dark night and the blood on the ground looked black in the poor light. I reached out and caressed my hairy toe. Good, she thought the knife wasn't sharp enough to lacerate, but she was impatient. She needed it bad, she was going to have to do it eventually. The toe tasted kinda like fish...from Sushi Emporium, but she chewed as I cut the second toe off. Masturbation and diarrhoea, the usual kinky stuff, couldn't beat this! Police Sirens rang. "Shit, its the Blood Squad!" We stuffed the condoms with extra toes, and tied them to my belt. We ran to Hooters to get a meat grinder to grind up the toes for later use. "HURRY Fuck-face," She said, "They're going to procrastinate unless Mother Original Junkie, and Sigler minion, just doing my part to Infect the world.
Original Junkie, and Sigler minion, just doing my part to Infect the world.
ogreoregon
Re: Story written by us junkies
It was a dark night and the blood on the ground looked black in the poor light. I reached out and caressed my hairy toe. Good, she thought the knife wasn't sharp enough to lacerate, but she was impatient. She needed it bad, she was going to have to do it eventually. The toe tasted kinda like fish...from Sushi Emporium, but she chewed as I cut the second toe off. Masturbation and diarrhoea, the usual kinky stuff, couldn't beat this! Police Sirens rang. "Shit, its the Blood Squad!" We stuffed the condoms with extra toes, and tied them to my belt. We ran to Hooters to get a meat grinder to grind up the toes for later use. "HURRY, Fuck-face," She said, "They're going to procrastinate unless Mother gets these toes!!"
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
fluxx
Re: Story written by us junkies
It was a dark night and the blood on the ground looked black in the poor light. I reached out and caressed my hairy toe. Good, she thought the knife wasn't sharp enough to lacerate, but she was impatient. She needed it bad, she was going to have to do it eventually. The toe tasted kinda like fish...from Sushi Emporium, but she chewed as I cut the second toe off. Masturbation and diarrhoea, the usual kinky stuff, couldn't beat this! Police Sirens rang. "Shit, its the Blood Squad!" We stuffed the condoms with extra toes, and tied them to my belt. We ran to Hooters to get a meat grinder to grind up the toes for later use. "HURRY, Fuck-face," She said, "They're going to procrastinate unless Mother gets these toes!!" Once we got... "What do you mean there's nothing i can do, you mean im hooked on Scott Sigler's podcast novels... im... a junkie..."- me
" It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird."- anon
Kevinesque
Re: Story written by us junkies
LOL
zaphodbblx
Re: Story written by us junkies
On December 12th, 2007 fluxx says: It was a dark night and the blood on the ground looked black in the poor light. I reached out and caressed my hairy toe. Good, she thought the knife wasn't sharp enough to lacerate, but she was impatient. She needed it bad, she was going to have to do it eventually. The toe tasted kinda like fish...from Sushi Emporium, but she chewed as I cut the second toe off. Masturbation and diarrhoea, the usual kinky stuff, couldn't beat this! Police Sirens rang. "Shit, its the Blood Squad!" We stuffed the condoms with extra toes, and tied them to my belt. We ran to Hooters to get a meat grinder to grind up the toes for later use. "HURRY, Fuck-face," She said, "They're going to procrastinate unless Mother gets these toes!!" Once we got through
Kingbob
Re: Story written by us junkies
It was a dark night and the blood on the ground looked black in the poor light. I reached out and caressed my hairy toe. Good, she thought the knife wasn't sharp enough to lacerate, but she was impatient. She needed it bad, she was going to have to do it eventually. The toe tasted kinda like fish...from Sushi Emporium, but she chewed as I cut the second toe off. Masturbation and diarrhoea, the usual kinky stuff, couldn't beat this! Police Sirens rang. "Shit, its the Blood Squad!" We stuffed the condoms with extra toes, and tied them to my belt. We ran to Hooters to get a meat grinder to grind up the toes for later use. "HURRY, Fuck-face," She said, "They're going to procrastinate unless Mother gets these toes!!" Once we got through the fog we
fluxx
Re: Story written by us junkies
It was a dark night and the blood on the ground looked black in the poor light. I reached out and caressed my hairy toe. Good, she thought the knife wasn't sharp enough to lacerate, but she was impatient. She needed it bad, she was going to have to do it eventually. The toe tasted kinda like fish...from Sushi Emporium, but she chewed as I cut the second toe off. Masturbation and diarrhoea, the usual kinky stuff, couldn't beat this! Police Sirens rang. "Shit, its the Blood Squad!" We stuffed the condoms with extra toes, and tied them to my belt. We ran to Hooters to get a meat grinder to grind up the toes for later use. "HURRY, Fuck-face," She said, "They're going to procrastinate unless Mother gets these toes!!" Once we got through the fog, we got to mother's (add 3 words) "What do you mean there's nothing i can do, you mean im hooked on Scott Sigler's podcast novels... im... a junkie..."- me
" It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird."- anon
Shamakath
Re: Story written by us junkies
It was a dark night and the blood on the ground looked black in the poor light. I reached out and caressed my hairy toe. Good, she thought the knife wasn't sharp enough to lacerate, but she was impatient. She needed it bad, she was going to have to do it eventually. The toe tasted kinda like fish...from Sushi Emporium, but she chewed as I cut the second toe off. Masturbation and diarrhoea, the usual kinky stuff, couldn't beat this! Police Sirens rang. "Shit, its the Blood Squad!" We stuffed the condoms with extra toes, and tied them to my belt. We ran to Hooters to get a meat grinder to grind up the toes for later use. "HURRY, Fuck-face," She said, "They're going to procrastinate unless Mother gets these toes!!" Once we got through the fog, we got to mother's it all started

"They don't want to help you, they want to kill you!"

ogreoregon
Re: Story written by us junkies
It was a dark night and the blood on the ground looked black in the poor light. I reached out and caressed my hairy toe. Good, she thought the knife wasn't sharp enough to lacerate, but she was impatient. She needed it bad, she was going to have to do it eventually. The toe tasted kinda like fish...from Sushi Emporium, but she chewed as I cut the second toe off. Masturbation and diarrhoea, the usual kinky stuff, couldn't beat this! Police Sirens rang. "Shit, its the Blood Squad!" We stuffed the condoms with extra toes, and tied them to my belt. We ran to Hooters to get a meat grinder to grind up the toes for later use. "HURRY, Fuck-face," She said, "They're going to procrastinate unless Mother gets these toes!!" Once we got through the fog, we got to mother's, it all started with Mother. She (add 3 more words)
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
aalangley6
Re: Story written by us junkies
It was a dark night and the blood on the ground looked black in the poor light. I reached out and caressed my hairy toe. Good, she thought the knife wasn't sharp enough to lacerate, but she was impatient. She needed it bad, she was going to have to do it eventually. The toe tasted kinda like fish...from Sushi Emporium, but she chewed as I cut the second toe off. Masturbation and diarrhoea, the usual kinky stuff, couldn't beat this! Police Sirens rang. "Shit, its the Blood Squad!" We stuffed the condoms with extra toes, and tied them to my belt. We ran to Hooters to get a meat grinder to grind up the toes for later use. "HURRY, Fuck-face," She said, "They're going to procrastinate unless Mother gets these toes!!" Once we got through the fog, we got to mother's, it all started with Mother. She needed those toes. "The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it is only by default: by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles."
ogreoregon
Re: Story written by us junkies
It was a dark night and the blood on the ground looked black in the poor light. I reached out and caressed my hairy toe. Good, she thought the knife wasn't sharp enough to lacerate, but she was impatient. She needed it bad, she was going to have to do it eventually. The toe tasted kinda like fish...from Sushi Emporium, but she chewed as I cut the second toe off. Masturbation and diarrhoea, the usual kinky stuff, couldn't beat this! Police Sirens rang. "Shit, its the Blood Squad!" We stuffed the condoms with extra toes, and tied them to my belt. We ran to Hooters to get a meat grinder to grind up the toes for later use. "HURRY, Fuck-face," She said, "They're going to procrastinate unless Mother gets these toes!!" Once we got through the fog, we got to mother's, it all started with Mother. She needed those toes. Blood was addictive (add three words)
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
fluxx
Re: Story written by us junkies
It was a dark night and the blood on the ground looked black in the poor light. I reached out and caressed my hairy toe. Good, she thought the knife wasn't sharp enough to lacerate, but she was impatient. She needed it bad, she was going to have to do it eventually. The toe tasted kinda like fish...from Sushi Emporium, but she chewed as I cut the second toe off. Masturbation and diarrhoea, the usual kinky stuff, couldn't beat this! Police Sirens rang. "Shit, its the Blood Squad!" We stuffed the condoms with extra toes, and tied them to my belt. We ran to Hooters to get a meat grinder to grind up the toes for later use. "HURRY, Fuck-face," She said, "They're going to procrastinate unless Mother gets these toes!!" Once we got through the fog, we got to mother's, it all started with Mother. She needed those toes. Sigler's Blood was addictive. She munched "What do you mean there's nothing i can do, you mean im hooked on Scott Sigler's podcast novels... im... a junkie..."- me
" It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird."- anon
fluxx
Re: Story written by us junkies
he's gona get pissed when he sees that and then he'll kill me (in nocturnal) "What do you mean there's nothing i can do, you mean im hooked on Scott Sigler's podcast novels... im... a junkie..."- me
" It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird."- anon
Shamakath
Re: Story written by us junkies
It was a dark night and the blood on the ground looked black in the poor light. I reached out and caressed my hairy toe. Good, she thought the knife wasn't sharp enough to lacerate, but she was impatient. She needed it bad, she was going to have to do it eventually. The toe tasted kinda like fish...from Sushi Emporium, but she chewed as I cut the second toe off. Masturbation and diarrhoea, the usual kinky stuff, couldn't beat this! Police Sirens rang. "Shit, its the Blood Squad!" We stuffed the condoms with extra toes, and tied them to my belt. We ran to Hooters to get a meat grinder to grind up the toes for later use. "HURRY, Fuck-face," She said, "They're going to procrastinate unless Mother gets these toes!!" Once we got through the fog, we got to mother's, it all started with Mother. She needed those toes. Sigler's Blood was addictive. She munched "this is good" "They don't want to help you, they want to kill you!"

"They don't want to help you, they want to kill you!"

aalangley6
Re: Story written by us junkies
It was a dark night and the blood on the ground looked black in the poor light. I reached out and caressed my hairy toe. Good, she thought the knife wasn't sharp enough to lacerate, but she was impatient. She needed it bad, she was going to have to do it eventually. The toe tasted kinda like fish...from Sushi Emporium, but she chewed as I cut the second toe off. Masturbation and diarrhoea, the usual kinky stuff, couldn't beat this! Police Sirens rang. "Shit, its the Blood Squad!" We stuffed the condoms with extra toes, and tied them to my belt. We ran to Hooters to get a meat grinder to grind up the toes for later use. "HURRY, Fuck-face," She said, "They're going to procrastinate unless Mother gets these toes!!" Once we got through the fog, we got to mother's, it all started with Mother. She needed those toes. Sigler's Blood was addictive. She munched "This is good" "They don't want to help you, they want to kill you!" "What are you "The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it is only by default: by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles."
ogreoregon
Re: Story written by us junkies
It was a dark night and the blood on the ground looked black in the poor light. I reached out and caressed my hairy toe. Good, she thought the knife wasn't sharp enough to lacerate, but she was impatient. She needed it bad, she was going to have to do it eventually. The toe tasted kinda like fish...from Sushi Emporium, but she chewed as I cut the second toe off. Masturbation and diarrhoea, the usual kinky stuff, couldn't beat this! Police Sirens rang. "Shit, its the Blood Squad!" We stuffed the condoms with extra toes, and tied them to my belt. We ran to Hooters to get a meat grinder to grind up the toes for later use. "HURRY, Fuck-face," She said, "They're going to procrastinate unless Mother gets these toes!!" Once we got through the fog, we got to mother's, it all started with Mother. She needed those toes. Sigler's Blood was addictive. She munched "This is good" "They don't want to help you, they want to kill you!" "What are you talking about, Mother?"
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
Shamakath
Re: Story written by us junkies
I don't think my quote was supposed to be in the story!! "They don't want to help you, they want to kill you!"

"They don't want to help you, they want to kill you!"

aalangley6
Re: Story written by us junkies
It was a dark night and the blood on the ground looked black in the poor light. I reached out and caressed my hairy toe. Good, she thought the knife wasn't sharp enough to lacerate, but she was impatient. She needed it bad, she was going to have to do it eventually. The toe tasted kinda like fish...from Sushi Emporium, but she chewed as I cut the second toe off. Masturbation and diarrhoea, the usual kinky stuff, couldn't beat this! Police Sirens rang. "Shit, its the Blood Squad!" We stuffed the condoms with extra toes, and tied them to my belt. We ran to Hooters to get a meat grinder to grind up the toes for later use. "HURRY, Fuck-face," She said, "They're going to procrastinate unless Mother gets these toes!!" Once we got through the fog, we got to mother's, it all started with Mother. She needed those toes. Sigler's Blood was addictive. She munched "This is good" "They don't want to help you, they want to kill you!" "What are you talking about, Mother?" "They want to kill me?" "The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it is only by default: by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles."
jtmanis
Re: Story written by us junkies
It was a dark night and the blood on the ground looked black in the poor light. I reached out and caressed my hairy toe. Good, she thought the knife wasn't sharp enough to lacerate, but she was impatient. She needed it bad, she was going to have to do it eventually. The toe tasted kinda like fish...from Sushi Emporium, but she chewed as I cut the second toe off. Masturbation and diarrhoea, the usual kinky stuff, couldn't beat this! Police Sirens rang. "Shit, its the Blood Squad!" We stuffed the condoms with extra toes, and tied them to my belt. We ran to Hooters to get a meat grinder to grind up the toes for later use. "HURRY, Fuck-face," She said, "They're going to procrastinate unless Mother gets these toes!!" Once we got through the fog, we got to mother's, it all started with Mother. She needed those toes. Sigler's Blood was addictive. She munched "This is good" "They don't want to help you, they want to kill you!" "What are you talking about, Mother?" "They want to kill me?" "Murder? Slaughter's a
ogreoregon
Re: Story written by us junkies
It was a dark night and the blood on the ground looked black in the poor light. I reached out and caressed my hairy toe. Good, she thought the knife wasn't sharp enough to lacerate, but she was impatient. She needed it bad, she was going to have to do it eventually. The toe tasted kinda like fish...from Sushi Emporium, but she chewed as I cut the second toe off. Masturbation and diarrhoea, the usual kinky stuff, couldn't beat this! Police Sirens rang. "Shit, its the Blood Squad!" We stuffed the condoms with extra toes, and tied them to my belt. We ran to Hooters to get a meat grinder to grind up the toes for later use. "HURRY, Fuck-face," She said, "They're going to procrastinate unless Mother gets these toes!!" Once we got through the fog, we got to mother's, it all started with Mother. She needed those toes. Sigler's Blood was addictive. She munched "This is good" "They don't want to help you, they want to kill you!" "What are you talking about, Mother?" "They want to kill me?" "Murder? Slaughter's a Blood Squad job.
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
fluxx
Re: Story written by us junkies
It was a dark night and the blood on the ground looked black in the poor light. I reached out and caressed my hairy toe. Good, she thought the knife wasn't sharp enough to lacerate, but she was impatient. She needed it bad, she was going to have to do it eventually. The toe tasted kinda like fish...from Sushi Emporium, but she chewed as I cut the second toe off. Masturbation and diarrhoea, the usual kinky stuff, couldn't beat this! Police Sirens rang. "Shit, its the Blood Squad!" We stuffed the condoms with extra toes, and tied them to my belt. We ran to Hooters to get a meat grinder to grind up the toes for later use. "HURRY, Fuck-face," She said, "They're going to procrastinate unless Mother gets these toes!!" Once we got through the fog, we got to mother's, it all started with Mother. She needed those toes. Sigler's Blood was addictive. She munched "This is good" "They don't want to help you, they want to kill you!" "What are you talking about, Mother?" "They want to kill me?" "Murder? Slaughter's a Blood Squad job." exclaimed the talking cat. (start adding 4 words) "What do you mean there's nothing i can do, you mean im hooked on Scott Sigler's podcast novels... im... a junkie..."- me
" It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird."- anon
ogreoregon
Re: Story written by us junkies
It was a dark night and the blood on the ground looked black in the poor light. I reached out and caressed my hairy toe. Good, she thought the knife wasn't sharp enough to lacerate, but she was impatient. She needed it bad, she was going to have to do it eventually. The toe tasted kinda like fish...from Sushi Emporium, but she chewed as I cut the second toe off. Masturbation and diarrhoea, the usual kinky stuff, couldn't beat this! Police Sirens rang. "Shit, its the Blood Squad!" We stuffed the condoms with extra toes, and tied them to my belt. We ran to Hooters to get a meat grinder to grind up the toes for later use. "HURRY, Fuck-face," She said, "They're going to procrastinate unless Mother gets these toes!!" Once we got through the fog, we got to mother's, it all started with Mother. She needed those toes. Sigler's Blood was addictive. She munched "This is good" "They don't want to help you, they want to kill you!" "What are you talking about, Mother?" "They want to kill me?" "Murder? Slaughter's a Blood Squad job." exclaimed the talking cat.( Siglers Blood caused halllucinations.)
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
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