Wildfire
So this was weird...

Im a pretty new junkie, and just catching up with the contagious podcasts. I have been listening to an episode on the way into work each day.

My day job is as a doctor, and I saw a patient yesterday with painful testicles. On questioning, he said (and I am not kidding!) "the other doctor said he found only this blue triangle..."

I swear I nearly pissed myself laughing! I was very disappointed when there wasnt a blue triangle there - the kid meant a blue spot.

MuchAdo
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some Smoochies!  Mwaaaahaaaaaaaaaa!

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billy_tal3nt3d
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 It's starting, there may be no triangles yet but there will be!

 

 

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Kevinesque
Re: So this was weird...
chicken scissors.  Laughing  "I'm sorry sir, they're going to have to come off."
I_AM---
Re: So this was weird...

of infected and told him to call you when he finished reading it. of course this is after you have appropriatly diagnosed him.

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BloodStainedTwilight
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Taken a scapel and dealt with that right then and there.  No doctoring, no check up.  Just lop that stuff off and be done with it. Take no chances.

The Sun ALWAYS sets on death when I'm here.

 

 

The Sun ALWAYS sets on death when I'm here.

Finaldrive
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That poor man.  Could you imagine going to the Dr and saying you have an unusual itch and then he just starts cutting. 

You could hear the screams from space.

 

He'd obviously made the turn and was hurtling down that final straighaway to the void. His membership in the sentient being club permanently revoked.


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Twowire
Re: So this was weird...
You promised you werent gonna tell anyone! :p
 
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I_AM---
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especially if a doctor just came at me with a scalpel

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