Im a pretty new junkie, and just catching up with the contagious podcasts. I have been listening to an episode on the way into work each day.
My day job is as a doctor, and I saw a patient yesterday with painful testicles. On questioning, he said (and I am not kidding!) "the other doctor said he found only this blue triangle..."
I swear I nearly pissed myself laughing! I was very disappointed when there wasnt a blue triangle there - the kid meant a blue spot.


"I'm sorry sir, they're going to have to come off."