I listen to the FDO and I post here and I'm going to be 48 on my next b-day! I resemble your remarks.
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size 8.5 B
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I didn't give myself a high chance of success though.
-- Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

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Only two years away from 30

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Maybe, for blokes its when your body gives out and you start finding hair where there shouldn't be hair.

It's just the hair on your head relocating to other, less attractive locations.
Ve veri veniversum vivus vici (idea’s cannot be killed)

Well I'm a hairy man at any rate, The Hoff doesn't have anything on my love rug

And I will be 30 years old!  That doesn't bother me, though I know a lot of women get all worked up about it.  What I find scary is in three months my daughter will be 8!  My little girl just keeps getting bigger and THAT I am not ready for!

The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, One-Time Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

Sometimes I herp when I derp