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Siglimericks!

At the suggestion of other junkies, a new thread for sigler-based limericks or Siglimericks

These are carry-over from the Sigler Haiku thread:

 

There once was an author named Sigler,

whose stories were too good to figure.

his podcasts are a trip,

from Ancestor to Crypt,

Like crack his stories deliver.

 

There was a QB named Barnes,

who caused other teams alarm.

In tier two ball,

he gave it his all,

now in tier 1 the Krakens will charm.

 

There once was a man named Perry,

who ev'ryone found most scary.

he was infected,

His body he dissected.

Of chick'n scissors we are now quite weary.

 

There is a detective named Pookie,

Who was cheerful like a monster named cookie.

With a last name like Chang,

and his prevelance to bang,

he uses a hoolahoop to get his nookie. 

 

The Ancestor is a great Monster,

To whom the bravest of men would faulter.

With black and white hide,

and claws sharp as knives,

It's more than a beast: it's a mauler.

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Belladonna420
Re: Siglimericks!

 

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Re: Siglimericks!

 

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coxbrother
Re: Siglimericks!

Hadn't seen this one before so i thunked I would give it a go

 

 

Take no prisoners. Take no .... needles and pins!

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coxbrother
Re: Siglimericks!

 poopericks rock!

 

 

 

Take no prisoners. Take no .... empty rolls!

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coxbrother
Re: Siglimericks!

Sad but oh so much fun

 

Take no prisoners. Take no .... fart jokes because poop jokes are much funnier!

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BigJohn
Re: Siglimericks!

But I still thought it was a good one:

 

 

A tutor who taught on the flute,
Tried to teach two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot, or
To tutor two tooters to toot?"

 

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UnknownVariable
Re: Siglimericks!

it's been a long time since I posted

Of Siglimmericks I once always boasted

that i was a master

a lyrical caster

But I'm afraid too long I have coasted

 

But that laziness, it ends here and now

I must step it up and this I vow

this now is a start

bad habbits I part

I shall work hard and reclaim my crown

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BigJohn
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

Limericks, yes I've written a few

Here's a silly one that I wrote for you

With a seven-five-seven

This poetry's heaven

Ha! A limerick about a haiku!

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BigJohn
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

Sigler's books smack me with a ka-pow

I must wipe fearful sweat from my brow.

Come June Twenty-two,

An Old Evil's Coming for you.

What it is sure as fuck ain't no cow!

 

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athanas
Re: Siglimericks!

**head explodes**

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phantom_reverie
Re: Siglimericks!

Just saying...

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BigJohn
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

Oh, Siglimericks, how I've missed your sweet rhyme
I'm so sad that I haven't had time
To keep up my mad pace
In the crack whoring race
I guess I'm too far past my prime

 

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BigJohn
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

I say I'm the king of this forum,
Elected by me as a quorum.
Though I'm not a first-timer,
I chose a bad rhymer,
And I'm stuck using "dwarf pittosporum"

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BigJohn
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

Said the Pookster when his telephone rang, "Dang!"
"A hot she-wolf with dripping red fangs sang?
Get Bri-Bri in the loop, group,
I've got my hula hoop, whoop!
With my barstool I'll bust out the Chang Bang!"

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

 

WTF has happened to this thread

You would think that poetry was dead

Surely something is wrong

I've not been gone that long

now the lyricbeast needs to be fed  

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

 

When it comes down to lyrics; I own

tho I know that some will make you groan

now the time's come at last

I've returned from the past

to reclaim my lyrical throne

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

 

Though I'd hate to sound like a martyr

I struggled to pay for The Starter

and now for The All Pro

I'll probably go

and my ass for some cash I will barter 

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Marcus_Weever
Re: Siglimericks!

There once was a man called Randy Wright,

Who in the end didn't put up much of a fight,

For the silver bugs did heave,

And Randys hands off they did cleave,

While his friend Angus did nothing but watch

 

So that others may live

Beth_Ailis
Re: Siglimericks!

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Combat_Cook
Re: Siglimericks!

Combat Cook

"Grill Boy"
Marcus_Weever
Re: Siglimericks!

You think of yourself as the king,

but I am here to challenge that decree,

For like macbeth I shall kill,

for the kings title of rhyming skill

but not end up beheaded like the flawed macbeth

 

So that others may live

Belladonna420
Re: Siglimericks!

king, decree and Macbeth don't rhyme... Undecided

I'm just sayin'...

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Combat_Cook
Re: Siglimericks!

Combat Cook

"Grill Boy"
Marcus_Weever
Re: Siglimericks!

your right

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes

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GJ
Re: Siglimericks!

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