At the suggestion of other junkies, a new thread for sigler-based limericks or Siglimericks.
These are carry-over from the Sigler Haiku thread:
There once was an author named Sigler,
whose stories were too good to figure.
his podcasts are a trip,
from Ancestor to Crypt,
Like crack his stories deliver.
There was a QB named Barnes,
who caused other teams alarm.
In tier two ball,
he gave it his all,
now in tier 1 the Krakens will charm.
There once was a man named Perry,
who ev'ryone found most scary.
he was infected,
His body he dissected.
Of chick'n scissors we are now quite weary.
There is a detective named Pookie,
Who was cheerful like a monster named cookie.
With a last name like Chang,
and his prevelance to bang,
he uses a hoolahoop to get his nookie.
The Ancestor is a great Monster,
To whom the bravest of men would faulter.
With black and white hide,
and claws sharp as knives,
It's more than a beast: it's a mauler.
Owner of the Themela Dreadnaughts - Winners of the 2683 Planet DivisionAll Hail the FDØ!