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Siglimericks!

At the suggestion of other junkies, a new thread for sigler-based limericks or Siglimericks

These are carry-over from the Sigler Haiku thread:

 

There once was an author named Sigler,

whose stories were too good to figure.

his podcasts are a trip,

from Ancestor to Crypt,

Like crack his stories deliver.

 

There was a QB named Barnes,

who caused other teams alarm.

In tier two ball,

he gave it his all,

now in tier 1 the Krakens will charm.

 

There once was a man named Perry,

who ev'ryone found most scary.

he was infected,

His body he dissected.

Of chick'n scissors we are now quite weary.

 

There is a detective named Pookie,

Who was cheerful like a monster named cookie.

With a last name like Chang,

and his prevelance to bang,

he uses a hoolahoop to get his nookie. 

 

The Ancestor is a great Monster,

To whom the bravest of men would faulter.

With black and white hide,

and claws sharp as knives,

It's more than a beast: it's a mauler.

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

On  slightly more sensible note 

I think it's about time I wrote 

some lyrics related 

to the podcasts I've rated 

and some great books I'd like to promote

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

There once was an agent named Dew 

who didn't know quite what to do

His job was insane

when he tried to restrain

the success of those triangles blue

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UnknownVariable
Re: Siglimericks!

One must fear the Passenger Virus

its enough to make a jaded man pious

It will Repair

cuts, shots, and tears,

but the cost, too much for any, no bias!

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

My second run through for Infected 

had some nuances that weren't first detected

While equally gory 

Perry's back story 

was more tragic than I had expected

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phantom_reverie
Re: Siglimericks!

If you're looking for a place on the net

For the best place to come and to get

Good friends and Great stories

An escape from your worries

At scottsigler.com you're all set!

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UnknownVariable
Re: Siglimericks!
I find that I must second phan rev's emotion

and take time to express my great devotion

you are my online family

honor none can compare to be

Joined here past any country, border, or ocean.

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

I agree with your sentiment 

that there's no place that I'd rather vent

psychotic intentions 

and things that aren't mentioned 

at work and in daily events

 

I never thought that so much pleasure

could be had from poetry in this measure

but with our junkie pack

there's no better craic 

in these forums perused at your leisure

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BigJohn
Re: Siglimericks!

 

BLARGHYEARGGROWWLLRRAHHHRRR

ROOARRRRGRARRRHARRGG BLEARRGHGRRR

GRRAARWWWRRRGG

FRROAARRRRGG

BRRAAARRRWWRRRLRLLGGRRRRR

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Belladonna420
Re: Siglimericks!

I think you need a time out mister!!

 

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Gmork
Re: Siglimericks!

these limericks are outstanding!
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BigJohn
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

I'm proud to say I am a Junkie
Somewhat crude, and a little bit spunky
I sure love to hang
With my new Junkie gang
This place rawks! (Though it smells a bit funky...)

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BigJohn
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

 

ARealGirl, sadock, Wolf and JP
athanas, exotiKali,
BigJohn, belladonna,
shadygirl and jayguana
mycroft, twowire and PD4D

Finaldrive, ScottEPond, Beth, I AM--
Rohipnol and Synaptic Jam
muchado, slackerqueen
possumcowboy, UV
Curzon79 and phantom!

(It's not perfect, but it was pretty hard!)

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Belladonna420
Re: Siglimericks!

 

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CBBC Head Biker Babe aka Boob Master Flasher, Proud Member of GirlCo, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren AND... I'm [REDACTED]'s [REDACTED]!!!

Gmork
Re: Siglimericks!

No room for Gmork? Cry
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BigJohn
Re: Siglimericks!

What happened! Of course you were in there! In fact, you were on two lines - i must have removed you from both! Oh no...I'm so sorry!

You were supposed to be after Rohi:

Finaldrive, ScottEPond, Beth, I AM--
Rohipnol, Gmork and Synaptic Jam
muchado, slackerqueen
possumcowboy, UV
Curzon79 and phantom!

now it fits in the 9-9-6-6-9 pattern that was supposed to be there!
I told you it was hard. :(

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phantom_reverie
Re: Siglimericks!

Nice work!

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Gmork
Re: Siglimericks!

Look at that! I'm the glue that holds the limerick together? Awesome!
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phantom_reverie
Re: Siglimericks!

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Kevinesque
Re: Siglimericks!

hmm...cant put my finger on it.  In the mean time I'm going to go cry in the corner.Cry

phantom_reverie
Re: Siglimericks!

Junkies are the very best,

Junkies just like Kevinesque,

It's hard to list them all

The short ones and the tall

But none of them can qualify as less!

Kiss

(I know, not a great rhyming pattern but the right sentiment!  I'll think of a better one after I've had more coffee!)

 

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Kevinesque
Re: Siglimericks!

It worked!  Woo hoo! (I'm on board though with the coffee... off I go) 

RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

I'm absent for a couple of weeks

what happened siglimerick geeks?

with an absence so short

I wouldn't have thought

That the poem production's so bleak 

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coxbrother
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

I find podcasted stories so neat
while you poop it can be such a treat
I'm a king on his throne
legs are starting to moan
Holy crap I am stuck to the seat

 

 

 

Take no prisoners. Take no .... yeah. about that!

Drop your socks and grab your... Copy of Where the hell have I been! Owner of the Isis Ice Storm [flickr-photo:id=4779220092,size=m] Puller of strings

BigJohn
Re: Siglimericks!

 

That made me laugh out loud. That's fucking awesome. I'm giving you 100 CH for that bit of awesome!

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

I agree that while having a poo

I enjoy the odd podcast or two

I know that it's wrong

when I sit there too long

and find I too can't get off the loo

 

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