You know you've made a place,

When you're challenged to a race!

So come with me

And you will see

If Jayguana Can even keep pace! 

Pusher is a status of honor

A state most can't even ponder!

Soon will be mine

in almost no time

Of nothing can I recall being fonder. 

A sprint, a Marathon, don't matter,

At racing I deserve all the flatter,

the line I shal cross

Without any such loss

This run is over no need for patter. 

I see my challenge has been met
you haven't seen anything yet
If this is to be a race
youll have to pick up you pace
Other wise its my ass in you face   

Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

Jayguana

Oh sir I'm afraid youre mistaken

Behind me I see you are quakin,

you made your mistake

in Taking my bait

In sigli'ricks History I'm makin

Ive never been a poet

And Im willing to show it

Its a to be a pusher I desire
I will drive my count higher

And UnkownVariable will go into the fire!

Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

Jayguana

Know why they call me the Variable?

Is it because I am forever untouchable?

That I'll never be known?

be it and "X" "Y" "T" or "O"

To stop me, well that's just impossible. 

 Hickery Dickery Dock

This poet has picked his lock

As this all comes out

From a crack pile I will shout

For a Pusher I am

For Sigler the man!

Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

Jayguana

 The trick is to be quick

With word and Wit

A Variable I will change

I see you now, Is that mange??

Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

Jayguana

Like Big john and Athanas,

We go down the path before us,

A fight to the end

sorry to offend,

but this might get ugly and crass.

Now I'm not saying my every rhyme is gold

but yours would be best left to mold

so very basic

make me quite sick

even reading them now, it's getting old. 

Love thy self!

And No one else

Cause when the tanks roll

You will bow low

And beg of me

Ill not hear you plea

I will kill all with Glee

Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

Jayguana

But you see Quality is also quite needed,

Speed, important though, can be conceeded.

For you see victory,

comes from quality

before true greatness can truly be greeted.

___________________________

Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

 Warned where you not

My rhymes are not hot

But the crack keeps coming

My brain is now humming

Theres sparks and Smoke

This is no joke!

Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

Jayguana

When the plaid tanks roll on through,

Hope, left standing, I will be one of few.

But I'm afraid Jay,

nothing left to say,

squished between treads shall be you. 

Ugly and Crass cries the dear Lass

Hey Rocky watch me pull a variable out of my ass 

Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

Jayguana

I think the word you need is "Were"

"Where" just is not quite right for

the question is

in the racing biz,

should bad vocab count for more (CH's) ?

On a pike or a poll

your head on it will go

your body left broken and bleeding

"Oh my poor boy" your mother I hear pleading

Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

Jayguana

 To the poet I concede

Spell check I do need

But a wordsmith Im not

you silly little snot!

Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

Jayguana

I don't think my head should worry,

Because Gramps I'm not in a hurry,

you barely keep pace

best should save face

In light of my power and fury

Perhaps fencing is your arena?

Even there I think I'd cream ya

Riposte, en guard

Slash, you're scarred,

Done before you can flee-a

 You keep on going

But my brain is a slowin'

This is more then normal use

I think a blew a fuse!

Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

Jayguana

 Than would be a silly fight

bringing a knife to a gun fight

I'm like Quick Draw McGraw

You'll have huge hole in you maw

Then to boot hill you'll go

Alas, UnknowVariable was to slow

Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

Jayguana

Apathy sure is a curse
I could feel your pain, even in verse
For me, too, it seems
That the fault's in my genes
But Scott's podcasts are making it worse.