UnknownVariable
Siglimericks!

At the suggestion of other junkies, a new thread for sigler-based limericks or Siglimericks

These are carry-over from the Sigler Haiku thread:

 

There once was an author named Sigler,

whose stories were too good to figure.

his podcasts are a trip,

from Ancestor to Crypt,

Like crack his stories deliver.

 

There was a QB named Barnes,

who caused other teams alarm.

In tier two ball,

he gave it his all,

now in tier 1 the Krakens will charm.

 

There once was a man named Perry,

who ev'ryone found most scary.

he was infected,

His body he dissected.

Of chick'n scissors we are now quite weary.

 

There is a detective named Pookie,

Who was cheerful like a monster named cookie.

With a last name like Chang,

and his prevelance to bang,

he uses a hoolahoop to get his nookie. 

 

The Ancestor is a great Monster,

To whom the bravest of men would faulter.

With black and white hide,

and claws sharp as knives,

It's more than a beast: it's a mauler.

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phantom_reverie
Re: Siglimericks!

The Tier One Season is here

Let's all give a big cheer

I ordered my book

And can't wait to take a look

As the other teams all runs in fear

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

16 hundred GMT came and passed

and the sigler  dot com server crashed

but with much persevering 

the junkies were cheering

When they ordered The Starter at last!

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

Muchous respect for keeping the poetry alive. It seemed though that the sparring partners put aside their quarrel and found a common cause in spanking the sistren

 

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

When a value was placed on The Starter

Scott forgot to say he'd accept barter

So if it will suffice

I'll offer self sacrifice

For the cause I'd be willingly martyred

 

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BigJohn
Re: Siglimericks!

If you're interesed in the birth of the kid gloves, it goes back to Crack Hits, way back in the archives:

http://www.scottsigler.com/node/1110?page=26 (look for the "+goddammit" comment, and it spills onto page 27.

Of course, that's the busiest thread, so if you look for it and don't find it on those pages, check a page or so later. The date of the first post is Feb. 16th

Hmm...maybe this should all be consolidated into one place. It really was quite comprehensive.

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Belladonna420
Re: Siglimericks!

Wink

 

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

Last night with my computer back 

I think that I OD'd on crack

With rhyming super powers 

sleepless 24 hours 

My "pusher" campaign's back on track!

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

With the FDO of in Australia

There was worry of a book launch's failure

but don't show your concern

or you might just learn

Without faith the Dark Lord will impale ya

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

I noticed the thread for Haiku

has just had a posting or two

So I thought before bed

that it ought to be said 

That siglimericks need boosting too!

 

(I know that rhyming two with too is lame..... but if you don't like the rhyme, then replace with the line "I couldn't care less so fuck you!")

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

I know I should find it embarrassin'

but I like your lyrical/mammary comparison 

now I've fucked myself 

as there lacks a wealth 

of rhymes except Harrison or Saracen

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BigJohn
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

 

If there's one thing that you and I've learned,

It's how poets like us have discerned

That the topic at hand

Is both wondrous and grand:

Them boobies are what we've all yearned.

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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman

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phantom_reverie
Re: Siglimericks!

I'm sorry, but I must confess

Explain this obsession with breasts

How can men rule the world

If all that's unfurled

in their minds are women undressed

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

In order to get to 3 k

there can surely be no other way

than with lyrical style

for a poetryphile

to upgrade to a "Pusher" today!

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

Everyone's favorite pooch Emma

plucks our heartstrings and sets them a tremor

now Robin is missed 

This pointer is pissed 

and nocturnals are her new anathema

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

If you don't know much about saviour

don't worry we already forgave ya

he'll stay up all night 

to give monsters a fright

That explains this old man's strange behaviour 

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BigJohn
Re: Siglimericks!

 

(nice limerick! I also just wrote a limerick for my friend's birthday card!)

 

 

In the soon-to-come future we'll visit

With an odd hungry critter - the grzzzzt

He'll do all of your chores

For a beer or two more

It's the League of Planet's roomba, or is it?

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BigJohn
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

Lately this duty I'm shirking

Content to just hang around lurking

These fine lyrical bits

Are like poetic tits

I should fondle instead of working

 

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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

BigJohn
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

Call them boobies or tatas or tits
Fun bags, knockers, breasts, mammaries, nips,
There's no need to attack
We're admiring your rack
 Can you blame us for licking our lips?

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deltrimental
Re: Siglimericks!

When I met Scott Sigler at Swancon
He told me his podcasts were great fun
So I signed up online
Found his stories sublime
And now I get no f*cking work done.

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

I think that sums it up for most of us here

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UnknownVariable
Re: Siglimericks!

Boston, NYC, I just don't know

where should I meet the FDO?

Both about same

distance to tame

A Junkie's loyalty I intend to show.

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All Hail the FDØ!
deltrimental
Re: Siglimericks!

My workload is totally crazy
I type 'til my eyesight grows hazy
So I dodge work a lot
And I know I blamed Scott
But the truth is, I'm just really lazy.

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

I too am somewhat apathetic 

except when being poetic

and I know that it's bad 

but I blame my dad

I'm sure it's his fault and genetic

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BigJohn
Re: Siglimericks!

Four stops in the SF Bay Area

The pubs had better bewarea

San Francisco, it's true

And Mountain View too

Followed by San Mateo and Corte Maderea

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

UnknownVariable
Re: Siglimericks!

Junkie ball is a of talent and skill

like volleyball it is with the need to kill!

Full Contact is common,

hard hits to the abdom-en,

to spike, a spiked ball is a thrill!

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