UnknownVariable
Siglimericks!

At the suggestion of other junkies, a new thread for sigler-based limericks or Siglimericks

These are carry-over from the Sigler Haiku thread:

 

There once was an author named Sigler,

whose stories were too good to figure.

his podcasts are a trip,

from Ancestor to Crypt,

Like crack his stories deliver.

 

There was a QB named Barnes,

who caused other teams alarm.

In tier two ball,

he gave it his all,

now in tier 1 the Krakens will charm.

 

There once was a man named Perry,

who ev'ryone found most scary.

he was infected,

His body he dissected.

Of chick'n scissors we are now quite weary.

 

There is a detective named Pookie,

Who was cheerful like a monster named cookie.

With a last name like Chang,

and his prevelance to bang,

he uses a hoolahoop to get his nookie. 

 

The Ancestor is a great Monster,

To whom the bravest of men would faulter.

With black and white hide,

and claws sharp as knives,

It's more than a beast: it's a mauler.

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Insignificant_Blood_Splatter
Re: Siglimericks!

I like it. :)

"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

"Clever girl." ~Jurassic Park {GirlCo w/ dreads for Sigler}

UnknownVariable
Re: Siglimericks!
You see the thing about Yasoud, which some people might find quite crude, Is that he bet on games, of GFL fame other than that he's quite cool.

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UnknownVariable
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

Welcome to the P.U.V. Keeling

whose exterior is really quite chilling,

20 percent no more

that you'll live through your tour

to be a crewman is not the best feeling. 

 

OR

 

Welcome to the P.U.V. Keeling

whose exterior is really quite chilling,

Known as the crypt,

you will die on this ship

to be a crewman is not the best feeling. 

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BigJohn
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

Looking through my copy of The Rookie,

The attention to detail's quite spooky.

Now the next thing to crave

About which I will rave:

A pictorial rendering of Pookie.

BigJohn

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UnknownVariable
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

Kissyman is quite a strange assassin

when he kills you'll see him laughin'

at the end of his hits

he kisses their lips

whether he shoots'em or stabs them.

 

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BigJohn
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

The recent new Junkie, BigJohn

While getting his crack craving on

Ran afoul of athanas

Who scoffed at his progress

But still feels the pressure is on.

BigJohn

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athanas
Re: Siglimericks!

The time is prime for a fightin’
With those who are so easily frightened

A noob turns a trick,

But can’t take a lick,

When bested by Athanas’ writin’.

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

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BigJohn
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

This can't really be called a good fight,

As you fall, overwhelmed by my might.

Your effort's in vain

Get ready for pain

Lights out, athanas - say good night.

BigJohn

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

athanas
Re: Siglimericks!

This is not a fight but a war

One you will wish for no more

Battered and bruised

For you will soon lose

And be left unconscious on the floor

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion

UnknownVariable
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

 

I saw this fight and I chuckled,

Like two dachsunds you battle and knuckle.

Your rhymes though good,

Won't stand in this hood

in Siglimmericks against me you will buckle. 

 

you see,

 

On one thing you guys are not a countin,

Is that the Variable is strong like a mountain.

Goin down you both are,

'Cause neither on par,

With these linguistic skill I'm a toutin.

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

If this fight's more than Athanas and Big john

Then for me to miss out would be wrong

If you guys let me play

There's just one thing to say

"Comeon pussies! LET'S GET IT ON!"

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

It seems that without my attention

This thread's seen new poets' ascension 

Though my computer's not fixed 

I still need some crack hits 

So I'll add to this poetic tension

 

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UnknownVariable
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

Sorry Rohi, Athanas, and John its true

in siglimericks against me take a cue.

Take some advice,

don't roll the dice,

you guys should best stick with haiku!

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BigJohn
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

I thought our previous output prolific

And though some were quite truly horrific,

There's a handful that were

Quite remarkably pure

And I thought they turned out terrific!

BigJohn

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Insignificant_Blood_Splatter
Re: Siglimericks!

Little Chelsea knows she deserves your respect,

But Perry found this to be incorrect.

Fear was her tool,

She wasn't a fool,

Still Perry was able to dissect.

"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

"Clever girl." ~Jurassic Park {GirlCo w/ dreads for Sigler}

Kevinesque
Re: Siglimericks!

When I see the men spin on their toepick

The channel I want to turn so quick

To wittness this sport

I'd rather resort

To a shot from a rifle entropic

 

Kevinesque
Re: Siglimericks!

I don't really dislike figure skating...  I just couldn't resist using 'toepick' and 'entropic' though.. :-) 

Insignificant_Blood_Splatter
Re: Siglimericks!

It is an excellent rhyme!

"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

"Clever girl." ~Jurassic Park {GirlCo w/ dreads for Sigler}

UnknownVariable
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

Kissyman has a sidekick named lefty

who with his muscles make him quite hefty,

what may cause an alarm

is his lack of a right arm.

to attack Kissy makes him quite testy.

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UnknownVariable
Re: Siglimericks!

When will I have my Sigler Death?

my name to die at his behest?

A gruesome way to go,

Is all I ask FDO!

Perhaps a bullet or knife in the chest?

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

A month's absence has left me amazed 

that your efforts whilst worthy of praise

have been seriously lacking 

it appears you've been slacking 

with no posts for 4 weeks and 4 days

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

On this Sigler ascension day

The faithful can kneel down and pray

That the Dark Overlord 

and devout junkie horde

Will have world domination by May

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phantom_reverie
Re: Siglimericks!

Nine pacific, Noon eastern is the time

We're all jonesin' here, waiting in line

To buy Sigler's next book

We can't wait to take a look

I hope your numbers not lower than mine!

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The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

Belladonna420
Re: Siglimericks!

There was a lot of Siglimericking and Haiku-ing going on there for awhile!  BigJohn and Athanas started a separate thread because they were overpowering the original thread with their personal flame war...  it's quite entertaining really!!

 

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CBBC Head Biker Babe aka Boob Master Flasher, Proud Member of GirlCo, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren AND... I'm [REDACTED]'s [REDACTED]!!!

UnknownVariable
Re: Siglimericks!

Success!  you know it is sweet,
So Great I'll facebook and tweet,
Preordered the Starter
from my paypal cart..er
now I feel great, I feel 1337.

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