UnknownVariable
Siglimericks!

At the suggestion of other junkies, a new thread for sigler-based limericks or Siglimericks

These are carry-over from the Sigler Haiku thread:

 

There once was an author named Sigler,

whose stories were too good to figure.

his podcasts are a trip,

from Ancestor to Crypt,

Like crack his stories deliver.

 

There was a QB named Barnes,

who caused other teams alarm.

In tier two ball,

he gave it his all,

now in tier 1 the Krakens will charm.

 

There once was a man named Perry,

who ev'ryone found most scary.

he was infected,

His body he dissected.

Of chick'n scissors we are now quite weary.

 

There is a detective named Pookie,

Who was cheerful like a monster named cookie.

With a last name like Chang,

and his prevelance to bang,

he uses a hoolahoop to get his nookie. 

 

The Ancestor is a great Monster,

To whom the bravest of men would faulter.

With black and white hide,

and claws sharp as knives,

It's more than a beast: it's a mauler.

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All Hail the FDØ!
UnknownVariable
Re: Siglimericks!

In Honor of receiving my copy of the Rookie in the mail today; a very bad limerick...

 

 

I just got My volume of "the Rookie"

2085 was the number of my copy,

I am so excited

and simply delighted

Go Krakens! FDO you rock...y

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Belladonna420
Re: Siglimericks!

an A for effort!!  Wink

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Beth_Ailis
Re: Siglimericks!

keep up the drunken poetry guys (and gals).

Pusher and member of the Gutter Sistren
Belladonna420
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

I wish I could write limericks like John, Rohi or UV.

Lyrical geniuses that make it look so easy.

With no talent at all,

I’m dropping the ball.

And I call myself a Siglimerick junkie?

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

As long as your first is not your last ... I need help keeping the thread aliveLaughing

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

cheeky I know but I will get some more Siglyrics on the Siglimerics board tomorrow when I get in from work and get absolutely twatted cos I got a 3 day weekend due me!

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UnknownVariable
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

Molly McButter was a cow

though even steak she is not now

to shreds she was cut

from her head to her gut

and on her flesh mcbutter Jr. did chow.

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Owner of the Themela Dreadnaughts - Winners of the 2683 Planet Division

All Hail the FDØ!
Bob
Re: Siglimericks!
there once was a man named perry
some people thought him quite scary
he then met fatty patty
and the triangles made her go splatty
the situation got quite hairy
orcuttpepa
Re: Siglimericks!

There once was a girl named Robin

The Ninja and she had a problem

She stayed home one day

Rex showed up to play

No more Robin-Bo-Bobbin

 

 

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UnknownVariable
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

The savior is a hero to be sure

against marie's children he  wars

with arrow and bow

the beasts he laid low,

to them he is the devil of lore.

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Owner of the Themela Dreadnaughts - Winners of the 2683 Planet Division

All Hail the FDØ!
UnknownVariable
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

There once was a girl named Chelsea

Who had a friend name Chauncy,

she gave people kisses

then made them her bitches,

then she was blown up by a nuke-y.

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All Hail the FDØ!
RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

Krakens Linebacker John Tweedy

had a childhood that left him quite needy.

Family dysfunction

left him no compunction

to stop his bro being so speedy!

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

When you enter and exit punch space

your guts are a bit out of place

To avoid getting sick 

get some beer down you quick

It ain't so bad when you're out of your face!

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

The inventor they called Angus Kool

invented Earthcore's mining tools.

With his gizmos and gadgets

he was in for some bad shit

by exploring the caves like a fool

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

The infamous mob boss Frank Lanza

was hard to fit into a 5 line stanza

His gang war with Dmitri

was settled out at sea

when it ended in a gunfire bonanza

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

The copper they called Wie Chi Yen

had the attitude of most small men

But he came to support 

when BMB made the report

to aid the illegal raid of his friend

 

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

There's nobody messes with Brian

when he gets pissed off badguys start dyin'

His psychotic behaviour

is ideal for the Saviour

There's no shame in the pain he's supplyin'

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Insignificant_Blood_Splatter
Re: Siglimericks!

Are da bomb! Keep 'em up, junkies. Cool

"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

"Clever girl." ~Jurassic Park {GirlCo w/ dreads for Sigler}

RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

The best alien race is the Ki

with their vision three sixty degrees

Their unique design

makes a great defensive line

I'm sure that you will all agree

 

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

The race we all love's the hurrah

though they are a little bizarre

They make great physicians 

for sporting positions

They're the galaxy's medical star!

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

I changed my mind I love the sklorno

The reason why I'm sure you'll all know

With my dirty mind

there's no better rhyme 

than a word that compliments porno!

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

Now I'm thinking the Quyth

take the title "best race" forthwith

carapace of chitin

and mandibles for bitin'

Their ferocity's more than just myth

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

So I think that I've made it quite clear

that I may have had just too much beer

But there's no mistaking 

the point that I'm making

Is that all monsters should be revered!

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

ISB or Insignificant Blood Splatter

enjoyed all the lyrical patter 

The web page was primed 

for the junkies that rhymed

and thought that this forum thread mattered

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

Perry's best buddy Bill Miller

plays an unpleasant role in this thriller

No bout a doubt it

he lands in deep shit

when his friend in the end is a killer

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