UnknownVariable
Siglimericks!

At the suggestion of other junkies, a new thread for sigler-based limericks or Siglimericks

These are carry-over from the Sigler Haiku thread:

 

There once was an author named Sigler,

whose stories were too good to figure.

his podcasts are a trip,

from Ancestor to Crypt,

Like crack his stories deliver.

 

There was a QB named Barnes,

who caused other teams alarm.

In tier two ball,

he gave it his all,

now in tier 1 the Krakens will charm.

 

There once was a man named Perry,

who ev'ryone found most scary.

he was infected,

His body he dissected.

Of chick'n scissors we are now quite weary.

 

There is a detective named Pookie,

Who was cheerful like a monster named cookie.

With a last name like Chang,

and his prevelance to bang,

he uses a hoolahoop to get his nookie. 

 

The Ancestor is a great Monster,

To whom the bravest of men would faulter.

With black and white hide,

and claws sharp as knives,

It's more than a beast: it's a mauler.

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Belladonna420
Re: Siglimericks!

than the Haiku's!!!!

Keep 'em coming!

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

The junkie they called Belladonna 

posted whenever she'd wanna 

But we knew with our leader 

She would end as a bleeder

and most definitely would be a gonner!

 

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

With a Quarterback like Donald Pine

The Krakens should win games just fine

with his shit eating grins

and 2 GFL wins

They should be in Tier 1 all the time

 

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

If your love truncheon grows  blue triangles

And its tentacles get too entangled

take your kitchen shears

don't give in to your fears 

and cut right off anything that dangles

 

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

These rhymes are much harder than the haikus

to figure out just which words I should use

I wish I'd considered

My vocabulary's biggered

When I hadn't drunk quite so much strong booze

 

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

"The ninja" they called Brian Clauser

Cos he wore a black shirt and black trousers

He could kill you too easy

Cos his genes were an X Zee

He wiped out pests like chemical delouser

 

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

the mobster named greedok the splithead

If he ordered it then you would be dead

One night on MCoVee

While watching tier 3

signed Quentin for 10million creds

 

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

The running back Mitchell Fayed

Took a hit that twisted his head

with the force of a truck 

He was totally fucked

and was wheeled of the field quite dead

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

A fat fucking slob named Marie

Had a habit you would not want to see

If you were the right gender

She'd fluff up your member

Then drain you and eat your brains for tea

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

There once was a junkie named Dave

who knew just not how to behave

His poems got sicker

and his postings much quicker

you could only conclude he's depraved

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

sorry drunken poetry evenings could become habit forming and seriously effect your ability to get up in the morning

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UnknownVariable
Re: Siglimericks!

There was an agent named Dew,

With whom one did not screw.

in the leg he shot Perry,

and he would have killed Chelsea,

If they hadn't blown him up with a nuke.

 

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Owner of the Themela Dreadnaughts - Winners of the 2683 Planet Division

All Hail the FDØ!
BigJohn
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

Siglimerick poet RohiPnol

Makes crafting Siglimericks look simple.

With a flash of his fingers

While his drunk ass buzz lingers

He makes Sigler-y rhymes that will grip y'all.

 

BigJohn

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

BigJohn
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

There once was a mountain of platinum,

EarthCore used high-tech tools (yeah, they'd patent them)

Connell Kirkland was wary

Of rocktopi scary

Rather than let loose the monsters, he'd flatten 'em.

 

Sealed

BigJohn

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Belladonna420
Re: Siglimericks!

I love it!!!!  Thanks!!!  Kiss

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Pusher & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

CBBC Head Biker Babe aka Boob Master Flasher, Proud Member of GirlCo, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren AND... I'm [REDACTED]'s [REDACTED]!!!

RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

There was a mean quyth named Virak

Whose position played was a lineback

His lateral motion

Would cause a commotion

For the quarterback that he would sack!

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UnknownVariable
Re: Siglimericks!

Earthcore is a Corporation

who went to mine platinum formations.

Instead creatures they found,

and miners were downed,

by sharp Rocktopian creations

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Owner of the Themela Dreadnaughts - Winners of the 2683 Planet Division

All Hail the FDØ!
UnknownVariable
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

 

There once was a nocturnal named Tard,

who found simply speaking quite hard,

yet he cut couples' hands,

looped them on a band,

but now he is stuffed in the yard.

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Owner of the Themela Dreadnaughts - Winners of the 2683 Planet Division

All Hail the FDØ!
ogreoregon
Re: Siglimericks!

My favorite Dude is called Pookie

And some think he's a little bit spooky

He has mastered a technique

That would drive Kinsey to drink

I love it when he gets Hula Hoopy!

*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*

*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

The fraudulent Psychic Biznas

Thought the ninja was a bit of an ass

With his vocoder voice

his vocabulary choice 

could only be described as quite crass

 

fuckity fuckity shit dicker pricker (cos no Biznass comment can go without it)

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

To work for the company Earthcore

you must be a corporate whore

But the company's demands

to dig up the lands

will surprise your demise with much gore!

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

should really be on this thread... I hope that some of the topics below haven't ruined any plot surprises for anyone... if they have I'm sorry 

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

The author that we know as Scott

writes books that we like quite a lot.

Events unexpected

our attention's directed

to the knife that he twists in the plot

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

That Magnus was a real tough guy

who would stick something sharp in his thigh

The answers he needed

always came when he bleeded

But fighting McButter he'd die!

 

 

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RohiPnol
Re: Siglimericks!

 

 

 

With a name like mopook thesneaky

This Quyth is a little bit cheeky

By blackmailing Pine

this game fixing crime 

resulted in the kraken's losing streaky

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